#apriljane

Jane doesn’t want to sit on people. Fears she’ll be too heavy.

But good god jane we aLL WANT YOU TO SIT ON US IT’S OK

Jane, straddling your hips, “is this okay?” She’ll nervously ask. You’re almost frothing at the mouth it’S MORE THAN OKAY

honestly please crush me with ur thighs jane plS

okay but imagine you’re being a little SHIT and she’s trying to stop you from doing something so shE DRAGS YOU TO THE FLOOR AND JUST SITS ON YOUR ASS SO YOU CANT GET UP AGAIN and she’s like “sTOP TRYING TO BEFRIEND THE KILLER HE DOESN’t CARE”

Jane is really chatty. She seems calm and collected but as soon as you reach a topic she’s passionate about, she’ll get sO ENERGETIC.

And when she talks about things she’s passionate about, she’ll wave her hands and make gestures and you can see her face light up. It’s pure as fuck. 

She’s very quick witted. Living a life on TV, she’s had to learn to have a mind as fast as her tongue. So whilst she is very good natured and is usually very nice, she’s capable of some very scathing comments. 

Usually directed at a killer.

And they’re always said in a very sweet tone and the killer has to take a second to really understand.

She always really includes you when she’s speaking. Touching your arm to make sure she has your attention, suddenly grabbing your hand. 

Just so you guys know what tags to block if you’re not interested in certain days! 

Happy Jane Day!

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