#applctun

╰   *  "i looked at the list of possible songs they wanna give me as a next single. starting to think someone is playing a sick trick on me at this point because what do you mean one of them is called 'so ohio' and since when did we allow gen alpha children to write songs for serious artists?" @applctun

╰   *  "you surely can't be serious telling me you want me to dress as a furry in my next shoot? what you gonna do... write to the ceo of 'furries-r-us' magazine or something telling them to hire me? i'll just tell our pr to decline it. what animal are you even thinking in your mind? actually i don't wanna know. don't tell me it turns you on thinking of me wearing a tail." @applctun

                    " tell him about us. tell him about us now. "

                    " well, no, rosie doesn't like you that much yet ... but that doesn't mean it can't change, my love. buy her some ice cream, get her an elsa doll, she'll love you in no time. "

                    " why? why? don't you love me? "

                    " it really wasn't what it looked like. "

                    " i'm too old to be playing games with you. "