We truly are plebs compared to him 😞
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We truly are plebs compared to him 😞

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Whenever there's celebrity cunnilingus speculation happening, I flash back to 2018 when the Overwatch League was in full swing and I was following it religiously. They had booked DJ Khaled to play at the finals and people were discoursing about how DJ Khaled had reportedly once said that he's Muslim and therefore he does not eat pussy? Actual theological relationship between these facts unclear, but that's what he believed, apparently. Anyway. Because this is esports, everyone is going by their online handles rather than their real names, even the commentators, and there was one commentator called Uber, and in the midst of all the discourse, Uber just tweeted without further context, "They don't call it UberEats for nothing."
That is truly so spectacular. To this day I can’t think about DJ Khaled (or Jamie Benn) without thinking AND HE DOESNT GO DOWN like if I know someone doesn’t go down it becomes their one defining character trait and I will never forget. But bless you Uber Eats alsjdkahaldkwl corporate wokeism at its finest!!!
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💕 Kissing somewhere other than the lips – George and Daniel
“This one?” “Rough year. Wanted a reminder to keep my head up – always something good coming, just gotta keep going.” George nods and brushes his lips over the shine on inked neatly just above the inside of Daniel’s elbow. They should get up and go for a run, probably, but there’s not much incentive when Daniel’s lying beside him, left arm outstretched, the other hand tucked behind his head on the pillow as he watches George work his way along. “How about this one?”
12. fic you want everyone to study in a literature class? 16. femslash shoutout?
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2023 fic rec ask game 💕
12. fic you want everyone to study in a literature class? answered by @lydia-petze:
Even A Mouse by @ficster28 is a gen His Dark Materials AU. Charles's daemon settles as a mouse. I could gush about this fic for hours, but suffice to say the symbolism, of the mouse and that of other daemons, is intentional. This fic draws on some well known fables and archetypes, and carries a very dark theme about sacrifice in motorsport.
16. femslash shoutout? answered by @boxboxbrioche:
treat with care by @leclercenjoyer (E, 5k, Charles/Pierre). I love everything about this fic ❤️ It is - of course - red hot and sexy, but it is also achingly tender, and speaks to the depth of love between Charles and Pierre. just a stunning story that explores the beauty of female friendships, trust, and the intimacy of being with your best friend.
#5, Fernando, Nico Rosberg, Mark Webber
5. go on a six hour road trip with (no car radio, you choose who drives), sit next to on a six hour plane flight, sit across from on a six hour train journey
AW SHIT, HERE WE GO AGAIN
So first of all, these options you've given me are rude.
The idea of spending six unbroken hours with Fernando Alonso in close proximity makes me understand why David Coulthard didn't want to go camping with him in the next tent. What are we going to talk about? What is he THINKING?
That being said.
Fernando: Six hour road trip. I AM DRIVING. I AM DRIVING. I CNANOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH. We are road-tripping across Spain, and we've shared a carafe of wine over a light but lengthy lunch. As we get going again (I am driving) I grill him gently on his wild F1 youth and find out all the dirty details about the 2000s paddock and Jenson Button's sexual escapades and what the hell was going on with Mark Webber. Then he takes a siesta.
Nico: Six hour flight! It's his private jet. As I board, a flight attendant hands me a hot towel to wash my hands and a monogrammed robe. I sit down next to Nico and he opens a small fridge across from our plush, wide seats. It's full of champagne and face masks. We do skincare and get increasingly tipsy. Every hour, a flight attendant comes by to mist the air so that our nostrils don't get too dry. Nico and I try some perfume samples. At hour three, a masseuse comes out of the back of the plane to give us foot rubs. It is the most relaxing experience of my life.
Mark: Six hour train journey. Another six hour train journey with a leggy brunette. We are suffering. Our legs are so long. Why don't we sit diagonally from each other? It's too late — and we both want to look out the window. Our ankles touch. He chuckles. "Whoops — I'm married to a lady, you know," he says. I nod. Two hours in, he cracks. "So I heard you took a road trip with Fernando. Well, I wouldn't want to be hanging out with him, uh, privately. But what did you talk about?" I demur — I'm a lady too, after all...

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☀ Tali!
Summer Tali is the worst kind of J. Crew, Sperrys-wearing New England nonsense, and I love it
Your scent enrichment video with Kaiju is so cute! Do you know if mint or basil like you mentioned are safe for cresties and leos? My friend also noticed that her crestie is interested in the smell of vinegar, though I'm not sure of the best way to deliver that, maybe a few drops on some crumpled paper towel?
Yup! Totally safe. In fact, I actually gave two of my leos mint leaves tonight. They won’t eat them, but they do get interested! For liquid scents, I recommend soaking a piece of felt in the liquid of choice- that way the animal can’t rip off a piece and ingest it by mistake!
THIS IS A WONDERFUL BLOG. My very first cross-stitch is a shitpost youtube comment and I look forward to continuing the tradition with some of your patterns.
That’s so exciting. We can’t wait to see what you make. Also, please show us the youtube comment immortalized for the ages, since, you know, entirely our aesthetic.