#apathetique

you are what you eat. i do remember eating a god.

some of y'all are really loud about being empathetic and feeling for people and with the same breath not having a single ounce of compassion for the mentally ill 💅

do you experience true joy and excitement when your friend has some sort of problem/is in trouble because it gives you entertainment and in the same time strengthens your role as 'good friend' when you listen to them or are you normal?

being a psych major with pds is just having people try to sound very clever while using psychoanalytic theories to explain to you what pds are

next man to throw a pity party for himself over his looks and lack of sex, in hopes of getting laid, is getting a crowbar to his knees

Patrick Bateman is still one of the most relatable characters for me. The business card scene? Everyday mood. The frustration and homicidal urges over every stupid little thing? Big relate. His morning routine narration? Kinning.

when your mutuals keep changing their usernames so every once in a while you make the connection between a new URL and the person, and you have to go 'ah yes catpositivity is now analqueen69, okay got it'

It's always so wild to me, and especially around the holidays, that there are people who go home to their parents because they want to. They go, and they actually miss their parents and they want to be with them etc. It seems like such an alien concept to me. What do you mean you love your parents and want to spend time with them??? Hello???