#anubbis

DIOSES DE LA MUERTE, DESTRUCCIÓN. 

HMMMMM i will give you quick ones without too much connection? (has my nonhuman au as thats how i write the RMWIH story

rey usually has dragon lee attached to him in some capacity, whether its hovering over him, hugging him really tightly. it does get to the point where rey is slowly creeping close to his Actual Father and tossing the dragon at bestia because he has things he actually needs to do

a lot. of cuddle piles. arguably more than fights somehow. including guys like mistico and soberano jr getting spotted sleeping on top of eachother, rey IS the kind of dad to take quiet photos and put them in his little photobook like a proud parent who knows the second they wake up he's going to sweeping up angel feathers from their fighting.

rey has banned VERY few people from the house, catrina was one of them but it was an easy decision. vampiro made him contemplate longer. he knows he should ban konan, but he doesn't, he just hopes he doesn't show up at the same time as ricochet/prince puma.

^^ this is something very common, the constant hoping that "please for the love of god [y] do not show up cus [x] is here, i have a headache"

one of the few people who can Touch penta for long periods of time when he's more pentagon-brained (plural penta real i have fought for this headcanon for over a year), but the switch flips suddenly and rey is walking out with a comical sniffle and massive dragon bite on his hand. he wanted to Pet his Son 🥺

anubbis had to hide his dominik mask (reference to him being one of doms luchadores at wm42) when he got in but rey INSTANTLY recognised it. he was SO scared rey would be mad, but instead he just... was a well adjusted adult. as he should be. "did you have fun?"

speaking of anubbis cus i have brainrot, rey is the ONLY fucker helping him with his studying. valentino is regularly pushed out of the room.

REY IS TIRED OF VALENTINO'S ANTICS.... STOP THRUSTING STOP HUMPING STOP MAKING OUT WITH EVERYONE YOU GET YOUR HANDS ON. PLEASE. HE IS A CHRISTIAN MAN. 😡 DO IT AT LUCHA HOUSE PARTY'S PLACE.

penta stop trying to hit your brother. dralistico and rush stop trying to hit your brother. laredo kid stop shoving fenix off chairs. galeno and wagner... actually theyre okay for once. santos please stop watching fenix sleep its really creepy. mamba stop groping valentino. soberano jr stop ... 😐. you cant do that to mistico. yes even if he nods. this is the living room. (referencing the clips of soberano pushing his forearm between mistico's legs for a crotch shot and then moving so it looks like he's fisting him. yes.)

rey caught fenix vaping ONCE inside and it was just them staring at eachother blankly until fenix coughed a bit and slowly put it in his pocket. it has not been a problem since.

^^^^ PENTA HOWEVER KEEPS SMOKING INDOORS. STOP!!!

aj styles is honorary nonluchador just because he makes dragon lee happy and obviously rey likes to see him around

batista is a light enough sleeper to wake up everytime some random luchador crawls to lay ontop of rey like a massive cat. batista is however not in the mood to open his eyes, so he can tell by how much the bed sinks or if there is an annoying tusk/tail/wing/horn/etc sticking into him. he's used to it by now.

if you want to have a nice rey interaction choose any time before christmas prep. hes STRESSED << like all of the luchadores are completely fine with him not doing all that he's doing. but he wants it to be nice for his kids....... when angie fails to get him to sit down, batista is physically picking him up and forcing him to sit down on his bed for at least 30 minutes. rey CRASHES instantly. he's like a 51 yr old toddler.

mistico and rey pray together! they like eachother's company, now that mistico isn't trying to one-up rey as a rudo

^^^sorryy but but... mistico still has his little 'evil' cackle from when he was rudo and he gets SOOOO embarrassed about it afterwards, just SO shy. he did it once at a meal and his feathers PUFFED up. penta cackled at him and rey just let it happen, biggest betrayal of mistico's life

rey has a little imp tail in my au and little imp horns which i lovoovovoeeeee.... i dunno theres not much correlation i just wanted to mention it. uuuhhmmm yeagh..

gif version that's slightly shorter than the clip for PERVS like me.. - algae