Jun 7, 2024
The suitors: You can leave Queen Penelope alone for a while. She’s a grown woman, and you’re a grown man. Why do you stay by her side so often?
Telemachus:
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The suitors: You can leave Queen Penelope alone for a while. She’s a grown woman, and you’re a grown man. Why do you stay by her side so often?
Telemachus:
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Does anyone else hear Ody during Hold Them Down before he officially appears? Like he's prowling the perimeter of the room, singing the "Hold ___ down"'s in anticipation.
Idk if I'm imagining it, but I can't unhear it
I ship Antimachus (antinuos x eurymachus). You ship Antimachus (antinuos x telemachus). We are NOT THE SAME
(but calypso x antinuos>>>)
Not my usual stuff... I hope all my hbowar fans still love me </3
(You guys get one soldier as a treat ;))
Anyways. I refuse not to post, insane art block be damned!
Hope everyone had a nice weekend! <3
Antinous by @duvetbox you will be my ruin🫡😔
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Just a little, a smidge, sorry for Antinuous and the Suitors for what's coming for them in the next saga. Like they're grade A assholes and totally mean to torture Telemachus to death and then go rape Penelope but it's like seeing a vicious terrier get swallowed by a raging hippo, in no world is it fair that Odysseus, who just curbstomped the second most powerful god in Olympus in the fucking FACE, goes up against Antinuous and his squad, who *checks notes* suckerpunched one (1) smol kid with like 0.5 seconds of boxing lessons. They're gonna get EVISCERATED, DISINTEGRATED, one-hit KO'd and it is going to be 100% their fault
"You've made your worst mistake here, might be your last one too" YOU'VE MADE YOUR ONE WRONG MOVE NOW YOU'RE DONE FOR
If we weren’t supposed to be weak for "Hold Them Down", the voice wouldn’t be so hot.
"Hold him down 'til the boy stops shakin'
Hold him down while I slit his throat"
Damn. No need to threaten so sluttily.