I suppose real life would dictate to us to ship Athena x Telemachus, and it would be a flex for the cleverest couple ever -- Odysseus x Penelope -- to have the literal Goddess of Wisdom for their daughter-in-law. But the need for my next toxic yaoi is its own siren song🧜🏾♂️🧜🏾♀️. (The Batman of Ithaca probably is the worst person ever -- I will not know for sure though till it hits streaming✌🏾🤞🏾 -- but I still want them to enemies-to-lovers it.)

















