#antic disposition

okay everyone. after careful consideration I have decided to put on an antic disposition. I shall be indefinitely insane beginning forthwith and am therefore seeking cool tips and tricks for feigning madness. Lemme know.

wHATS POPPI,N? heUGHHHHH;.ghhhhhhh-;/,

I admire and respect people who art genuinely mad because I will never achieve their greatness. In my pretend antic disposition, I might say “the leg bone ist connected to Jupiter’s third eye, all hail frogs” but someone in an asylum would rattle off “scientists are one step closer to catgirls” and honestly I just cannot compete with that raw power. Truly innovative.

people always ask me, “hamlet, how does a 15th century Danish prince know meme slang” and I go “wait what’s a meme? When I’m putting on an antic disposition and feigning madness, im just yelling random gibberish at Claudius - do you mean to tell me there’s a culture where these words are actually used?”