At the mechanic getting tires repaired. It’s so surreal when they lift the car up and you can see it from a whole new angle and then they take a tire off and it’s like “hey that’s my friend’s foot! You just took her foot off!” She looks so scared.

I genuinely love the way my printer will get all queued up and then just pause for a few seconds, like it's mentally preparing itself before printing. I'm sure it's some initialization thing or something, but I like to pretend it's that it knows it has a big task ahead and it doesn't want to mess-up. So, it takes a second to collect itself before forging ahead and staining that piece of paper with all those little dots of ink.