Guys, are you ready for the totally shocking, completely unforeseeable, impossible-to-predict news that apparently a lot of ICE agents have a sad.... because they're not getting paid AND the flashy 60k bonus was (again, stop me if this is just too shocking) a scam?

Would it be orientalism for someone to use an Asian alter, while not being Asian themselves, as an excuse for playing up an Japanese/chinese caricature and writing in broken English, and calling it “uwuspeak” without ever apologizing for it?

All these two lovesick homosexuals did was go for a walk in a monster-infested forest for 5 minutes, share clothes and one very wrong hetero-dating advice for my brain to stop functioning for 14 months and still counting.