Ur lightweight fic reminded me about my headcanon that Dark is also a Huge lightweight (dude’s dead, can’t process alcohol worth a shit anymore XD) so whenever there’s like a party or something he either gets juice in a wine glass or just a straight-up juice box. If he somehow /does/ get alcohol he becomes the Clingiest, most Touch-Starved entity known to man. He will cling to Wilford until he eventually passes out and Wil has to take him to their room so they can cuddle and sleep off the drinks
Oh I love the idea that Derek and Dark are just both lightweights and would start crying when Ed and Wilford are not even giving them affection like:
Derek is just sobbing into his hands and a drunk sniffling Dark takes notice and is like: "wh-why are y-you crying?"
"I-I can't find Ed!" Derek sobs, both unaware that the other egos are recording and laughing.
"I-I know h-how you f-feel." Dark says with a sniffle.
Derek looks at him in shock. "Y-You do?!... How?"
Dark lower lip quiver as he squints his eyes shut. "B-Because I c-can't find Wilford!" he sobs out causing Derek to gasp, the others practically rolling at this moment.
"I'm so s-sorry!" Derek sobs out hugging Dark who hugs back.
"I miss Wilford so much!" Dark cries out.
"I miss Ed!"
And Ed and Wilford are just like. "Guys we are right here." which send the other egos souring from laughter.
