Jan 9, 2025
smiley face 2007
greg araki
starring anna feris
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smiley face 2007
greg araki
starring anna feris
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
The Hot Chick, 2002
Life is too short to be in relationships where you feel this isn’t fully right or somebody doesn’t have your back, or somebody doesn’t fully value you. Don’t be afraid to feel your independence if things aren’t right.
Anna FerrisÂ
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Anna Ferris and Chris Pratt separating is honestly more upsetting than my own breakup
CHRIS PRATT LIFE STORY FEATURED IN NEW COMIC BOOK
CHRIS PRATT LIFE STORY FEATURED IN NEW COMICÂ BOOK
With the new Guardians of the Galaxy film in theaters this week, Chris Pratt is the focus of TIDALWAVE’s comic book biography series.  Fame: Chris Pratt is released this week.
Written by Michael Frizell and art by Nathan Webb, Fame: Chris Pratt will be available in print and on various digital platforms.  Special covers Pablo Martinena & Lesley O’Brien.
No actor on the planet is hotter right now…
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So I’m thirty minutes into May (2002) and decided I’m liveblogging this shit.Â
I’m so confused. It’s like, is this horror? I feel like she’s gonna cut off his hands. I’m pretty sure that’s gonna happen. But at the same time, they’re so cute?? Like if a first kiss doesn’t involve stabbing each other with fake knives is it even really worth having?? I’m thinking no.
Apparently I have a crush on Anna Ferris. So May doesn’t want to be lesbians with you. It’s okay. I am more than willing to step in.
Honestly this movie has set the standard way too high. Like, imagine dating a cute guy who showed you an arty cannibal love story film he made with a perfect soundtrack on a second date. If that isn’t a prelude to love idk what is.
WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THIS WAS A CANNIBAL LOVE STORY? EVERYONE KNOWS THIS IS WHAT I LIVE FOR
Honestly I always knew this dude wasn’t cool enough for May. Good riddance.
Why the hell aren’t there girls like Polly (I think it was Polly?) in real life?
Oh my god there’s an actual lesbian subplot that isn’t just a joke??Â
Can we just end the movie here? May is over Adam (I think it was Adam?) and in lesbians with Anna Ferris and volunteering with blind kids and hanging out with a cat. What more could anyone want??
I still think she’s gonna cut off his hand.
POLLY CHEATED ON MAY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
The cat scene was overkill tbh but the Lysol almost makes it worth it.
Where are May’s parents through this all btw???
‘so many pretty parts no pretty wholes’
‘are we like friends now since you’ve seen inside my freezer’ JESUS GOD I am quoting this from now on
I want a May Halloween costume rn
HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO POLLY SHE HAD HER FAULTS BUT SHE WAS AS TRUSTING AND KINKY AS A LAMB
Why did May’s lazy eye come back so randomly?? I am confused.
Mostly just left wondering what the hell happened to May’s parents and why she didn’t GIVE HER DOLL A FUCKIN FACE
Also, what was with the blind kid subplot??