Giovanni Angelo Becciu Born: June 2, 1948, Pattada, Sardinia, Italy Physique: Average Build
Giovanni Angelo Becciu is an Italian prelate of the Roman Catholic Church. Pope Francis made him a cardinal on 28 June 2018. On 24 September 2020, he resigned the rights associated with the cardinalate. An archbishop since 2001, he held several appointments in the diplomatic service of the Holy See between 1984 and 2011, including those of Apostolic Nuncio to Angola and to Cuba. From 2011 to 2018 he was Substitute for General Affairs in the Secretariat of State, a key position in the Roman Curia.
Becciu was head of the Congregation for the Causes of Saints when he resigned from that office and from the rights and privileges of a cardinal after being implicated in a financial corruption scandal; he retains the title of cardinal. Also, Becciu, 72, allegedly authorized the payments to a 39-year-old Italian woman, who has worked for Cardinal Becciu and who may or may not have been fucking. Who am I fooling, of course they were fucking. You know what, with all the shittery going on in the priesthood, I don't really care. Unless it somehow going to result in him doing porn... or landing on my dick.
What? You thought I wouldn't want to give him THE DICK.






