want to tell story, but have so many
getting arrested by the US Air Force in Germany? working driver and security for a male escort in south San Francisco? getting paid by the hour to run a warehouse marijuana grow in Oakland? witnessing my grandmother’s various psychic abilities? my experiences writing and producing theater? picking my first pocket and immediately changing my life’s goal of being a con artist? My uncles teaching me I’m not as sharky at cards as I thought? breaking my funny bone? meeting a wild wolf? introducing my dog to a tiger? doing security for an inexperienced drug dealer? navigating love and sex in open relationships? living in a warehouse artist collective? working as an extra in television and movies? getting stranded in London without a passport? being homeless in Santa Cruz? managing a restaurant in Novato? training my dog to behave in stores and on trains? living in Alabama for 3 years? that time I was working 3 separate 40-hour-a-week jobs all at once? attending Berkeley political protests with an antifa medic? ... where do I even start?
