Jul 19
Very belated summertime fireworks shenanigans because nothing says summer like playing with sparklers and blowing yourself up--
And a bonus:
May he rest in pieces 😔🙏
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Very belated summertime fireworks shenanigans because nothing says summer like playing with sparklers and blowing yourself up--
And a bonus:
May he rest in pieces 😔🙏
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I'm taking a Classics course this year and it's extremely funny to me that, while some versions do make Kronos into Greek-Satan, in most versions Zeus eventually just... like... releases Kronos after a few centuries.
It's like "Hey dad, yeah, you and the other Titans can come out now. I think ya'll've learned your lesson, just no more eating your kids, K?" And Kronos just... accepts his son's rule. It's honestly hilarious.
From a historical perspective it's meant to be reflective of the Athenian banishment system where you got to return after ten years or so, but it's also endlessly funny to me. Zeus just has his ex-con cannibal father puttering around occasionally offering advice and its usually terrible.
It's even funnier in Roman mythology because in that series of events Saturn (Roman Kronos) and the Titans go to Italy and rule over a Golden Age while making ready for Jupiter and the other Gods to come over with Aneas once the Trojan War is over.
So, I'm proposing an alternative version of Percy Jackson. While the Greeks were fighting the secondd Titan War, the Romans just have to like, settle a dispute between Jupiter and his geriatric father over some bullshit. It's be hilarious.
this took. too long for what began as an hour long doodle. off to my bed at one am now.
felt lazy
Remake of the gods/goddesses (Part 2)
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God of Chaos
I decided to be a little more creative with him. I put stuff that makes him even weirder and weirder.
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God of Blacksmiths
Buffer, more face marks, and more weapons
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God of Virtue
Some changes other than that, he is still the same
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Goddess of Dreams
Idk bro some outfit changes
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God of Nightmares
I went EVEN MORE creative on his design.
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Anyways that's it. WAIT FOR PART 3 IG
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Everyone look at these stickers @pinkcleric and @invizdable conspired to make for my birthday right fucking now!!!!
Warriors: Legends of Troy might have been just a run-of-the-mill hack and slash game of fairly mediocre quality, but it is STILL the best Iliad adaption I have ever seen or even heard of, and I am willing to die on this hill.
DIDO AND AENEAS ARE MEANT TO BE STOP SHUTTING THEM OUT YOU CAUDEX
WTF YOU ARE SO WRONG
DIDO IS A PERFECT AFRICAN QUEEN WHO IS THE SAVIOUR OF HER PEOPLE AND AENEAS IS THE LITERAL EMBODIMENT OF ROMAN IMPERIALISM
THE ONLY THING ABOUT THEM THAT’S MEANT TO BE IS THE EVENTUAL DESTRUCTION OF CARTHAGE AND ROMAN DOMINATION IN THE MEDITERRANEAN, BY SHIPPING DIDO/AENEAS YOU SUPPORT ROMAN IMPERIALISM IN REAL LIFE
FUTUE TE