#andy dm

DM: Is that an at-will ability??

Andy: Yes. Thankfully, because nothing else is working. Oh, I crit!!

DM: Nice!

Andy: That’s literally like the first time in months. No, wait, I critted some of you when I was DMing.

DM: That was over a year ago.

Andy: Months, then. Holy shit, that’s 72 damage.

DM: Are you sure that’s an at-will?

Andy: I can make the attack once per round until the end of the encounter as long as the primary target is within 5 squares of me. And I can’t move away, so.

Korg (goliath warden): I make awkward small talk.

Imperious (eladrin warlord): Sorry for my warden. They’ve had a bit too much to drink.

Sunny (githzerai avenger): I want to give it last rites.

Imperious (eladrin warlord): On Athas, where there are no gods?

Sunny (githzerai avenger): 26.

Belladonna (shadar-kai avenger): 27.

Sunny: Avengers assemble.

Korg (goliath warden): I want to make an Insight check.

DM: Why?

Korg: What does he want with us??

DM: He literally just wants to talk. Preferably at you. For several hours.

DM: Okay, as your super-crit reward I’m giving you this note, which you are not allowed to open until I tell you.

Rhi: Oh man, now I’m insanely curious.

DM: Good.

Rhi: Please don’t forget you gave this to me.

DM:

Tati (playing Belladonna): Were they minotaurs?

Marijn (playing Korg): Were they children?

DM: Yes.

Hamish (playing Imperious): How many?

DM: Five.

Adam (playing Sunny): Oh no!

Party: ...