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âslurred wordsâ (for our main ships)
Nedra about Malcom : I never thought I wouldnât fall for someone like this..but I did..and even Bones likes him...that âs a win.
Anders about Archer: I thought she never liked me...you know the old mage and warrior thing...but he did...I always wonder what would have happened if I had just kissed him right away?
Lilah (as a goddess does not really get drunk but maybe she had too much elfroot) about Jerker: Oh him..he is my..grumpy old old ass lover, but have you..seen his tentacles..I mean wow.
Filip about Ishal: Have to say I though all Tevinter Magister were asses...though this one..does have a great ass though.
Gilda about Carolus: Well Dragonborn and all that..he does have some nice abilities...
Narya about Sethius: He is my husband...I know he gets into lot of troubles, but I love him and what a little demon summoning every now and then...hurts no one.
Adam about Sergej (he never drinks anymore) : Oh I just love him...you know..weâve been married for years.
Dorian about Diran: Well an elf and a magister, seems like a smutty book Cassandra likes to read...I know, but he won me over from the moment we met.
Liara about Noah: What in the name of goddess I drank..I feel so woozy...oh Shepard ? He is...actually so fine..I mean have you seen him...
I know this is not all but you might get a part two :)Â













