#andavius

Do you ship your character with any other characters? (This includes characters from other universes and canons) (Etney)

I SHIP ETNEY WITH HAPPINESS She doesn’t have any prospective love interests in our D&D campaign, mainly because she has other things to worry about. Outside of canon I’d ship her with Lup from TAZ

How would this character seduce a lover? (Etney)

Trying to impress them with her dope fighting skills and chunky biceps

What is this character’s relationship with religion or the church? (Andavius)

Very good question, because I don’t know a ton about the religious setup in this D&D campaign yet. He’s definitely aware of the gods and probably has a vague allegiance to a deity of knowledge or something but he doesn’t attend church or anything. I think he believes that regular people have a greater impact on the world than the gods do in this modern age

Would this character ever make a deal with a devil or dark spirit? (Andavius)

I mean that literally runs in his family (tiefling descended from the demon Asmodeus AND descended from a draconic bloodline sorceror) - I think if asked, he’d say no, but if it actually came to it he’d be quite easily persuaded if the spirit promised to give him what he wants

What is a notable quote from this character? Alternatively, what is their favorite quote? (The Big Four)

Tungsten: ‘can’t save the galaxy without breaking a few rules’

Seskey: Either ‘I know a guy’ or a phrase containing a creative use of the word ‘fuck’

Kendrick: -exasperated sigh- or ‘I can’t believe I agreed to this’

Fike: sign language for ‘what the fuck’

What is the character’s favorite Pokémon? (The Big Four)

Tungsten’s is Arcanine, Kendrick’s is Porygon, Seskey’s is Flygon, Fike’s is Skitty

What meme would you use to describe the character?

We do this all the time with our D&D party, here’s one of many

What is the most badass thing this character has done? (Etney)

During combat against a red dragon she screamed at it in rage so powerfully that it actually became Frightened of her 

What is a notable quote from this character? Alternatively, what is their favorite quote?

Etney’s is ‘victory or consequences’ and Dave’s is ‘there’s no such thing as being under-educated or overdressed’

I have two characters!

Etney Bronzetooth, Lv 4 Dragonborn Ranger (Beastmaster conclave) and her talking wolf companion Max: big buff lizard lesbian who loves her dog very much, gets super competitive and has a serious guilt complex which is currently fuelling her entire side-quest

Andavius Oswin Asmodius III (OR Andavius the Wizard, Scholar of Arcane History and Pedagog of Magical Frivolities, Dave for Short, depending on who introduces him), Lv 2 Tiefling Wizard (School of Evocation): an excessively flamboyant and enthusiastic schoolteacher currently on sabbatical to travel the realms to further his studies and track down a long-lost family heirloom. He has a terrible sense of fashion and every time a spell goes wrong an item of his clothing gets damaged (DM’s choice) 

not only that, he can sing it backwards in Infernal, which is impressive if you know Infernal and sounds utterly horrifying if you don’t

Dave’s voice is more of a stereotypical ‘’posh British’’ accent, as being from a noble family he’s very well spoken, with just a hint of campness thrown in. Try to picture what someone sounds like when they’re imitating royalty. (Or, if you’re familiar with TAZ, Magic Brian but British instead of pseudo-German). He also has a weird vocal tic (which happened once because I couldn’t think of a word and everyone thought it was hilarious so it’s a thing now) where he occasionally gets stuck on the first consonant in a word (’hhhhhhhhaunted?’ ‘fffffantastic’ ‘llllllllisten’ etc.) 

As much as I want to say Etney because she’s got good focus, I bet Andavius has got an absolutely killer ‘unimpressed teacher’ stare that could thwart a whole army