#and egg

"but dunk somehow ends up helping with the case don't ask me how" - obvs this is because Dunk is nice and friendly to literally everyone. And he uses that beer tracking app - the one where you log what microbrew you had at what pub. And obviously he's mutuals with whatever evildoer (aerion?) and notices a suspiciously timed check-in at a pub. You know, as one does.

How does it feel to have the most galaxy brain in the galaxy, are we actually just living in your brain which is the SIZE OF A GALAXY.

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"You have nothing that connects the Fossoways to Aerion," Mr. Targaryen said. "No phone records, no texts. We cannot possibly claim they know each other if they've never been in the same place at the same time."

Tanselle looked at Egg, who was looking stoic as a nine-year-old possibly could while also crying. She felt like crying herself. "Sir, we're so close—"

"Yes, you are," he replied kindly, which was almost worse. "But I cannot run this story on 'close.' You need—"

"Do you have those dates?" It was Dunk who spoke, leaning over the desk and plucking the papers from Mr. Targaryen's hands with a muttered, "thanks."

Tanselle felt her stomach drop to her stomach. "Dunk," she hissed.

I would love Dunk being all the fucking time pregnant in the road with Egg looking after him worried because, how the fuck he ended up becoming an older brother/uncle a such young age?!

The thing is that all the babies are born very little, but some at the few days are already baby titans while other take months to be as big as their siblings, also Dunk never shows ❤️

Like he's having babies left and right and all of them are from a different dad, Egg wishes that all the Valyrian looking babies/children are from Daeron (one of them is, the others aren't)

Each baby's daddy is like worried about Dunk going in the wild and battle and fighting with so many little ones around but surprisingly, the kids and Dunk are always fine (Dunk not so much, but he manages)

He names the first one after Ser Arlan (the next after Rafe too) and to the following he talks about it with Egg (always after he already gave birth because he didn't know he was pregnant so there's like Egg returning from getting wood for their fire and there's Dunk with a bloody ass newborn in his arms)

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1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 = one trillion