#and classes

“Snitches get stitches, Mildred!” Said with the most hatred I’ve heard in a long time.(Mildred is a fictional character btw).

“People from South are so dumb!” Followed by “Dude, we’re South!”

“If there’s a goalie, you can still score!” Bellowed from the back of the room.

“I heard her say the first words and I went *insert choking noise*”

“Le gaspe, that’s a naughty word! Watch your French!” Followed by “This is Spanish class!”

“I’m wearing a croppie toppie!”

“I’m 5’6 today I’m heels, but I’m normally 5’4!” Followed by “That explains why you’re a bitch! You’re closer to hell!”

“I’m not going to date any guy under 6’0!” “Well, good luck, all the guys hear look like they work for the Wonka factory!”

“Fight me! You won’t!” “Yes I will!” “Alright, then do it!” “Fine!” They both pulled out their phones and started furiously playing cup pong.

“It’s not even technically BTS!” “Yes it is!” “WELL SHUT UP!”

“Touch the tuna! Touch the tuna! TOUCH THE TUNA! YAYAYAYAYAYAY!”

“My guys, I’m sorry for saying frick you to Steen. I won’t do it again until he makes me angry.”

“Marek, shut up! Cut your hair!” “Okay!” He grabbed scissors but the teacher stopped him.

“I have a ring of people texting me, I’m going to die in a week!”

“I’m sorry, I didn’t know the alphabet went gang gang gang!”

“I’m having a mid-life crisis, I’m starting a rap career!”

“Do you know what? Screw this! I’m moving to Britain! I’ll feel safer under the queen!”

“Apparently there’s four seasons now.”

“What’s up? Hanky P Lil Dizzle in the house!”

I “He’s greasy, not crusty, get it right!”

“You and your mom need to go back to that corner where she found you.”

Not a quote, but there’s been about a dozen different shrines in the girls’ bathroom, the most recent one being One Direction, and the first on being Tom Holland, there were around a hundred things at each one.

“I mean, I’ve already gotten hit by a car twice in my life, it’ll happen again!”

“I’m going to go hang some gay posters!” (They were literally rainbow posters for GSA)

“No, you turn around so I can admire your face!”

“When is the right time to snap someone’s neck?”

“I may or may have planned a murder in front a police officer!”

“I’m back in this b-word!” Legit words.

“I don’t feel like murdering today, well, I do, but I don’t feel like going to jail!”

“I thought he was about to go and do the WAP dance, and I was going to say nah bro, not in front of everyone else, show me later.”

“It’s where Addison Rae goes and shakes her booty.”

“I got seven answers for x, one of which is y, and none of them are right.”

“Mr. ____ loves me, he told me that I’m the reason he’s going to quit someday!”

“What does etymology mean, Henry?” “It’s edibles!”

“Mrs. D, how does Mrs. L know that I looked up ‘ten reasons Gru is overpowered’?”

“Virtual Processing Noodle.”

“I really want to throw you in the trash.”

“Last time I saw you, you had 36 kids!”

“It just boils me up!”

“You gave me the thunder from do unda, dude.”

*Henry telling a long, elaborate story about his baseball pants or something* Teacher “are you done talking?”

“Let’s just say I pulled an inbetweener.”

“Oh man, my bed is a comfy place.”

“Y’know that feeling when it’s been a long a s s day.” (Yes, he spelled it out)

“I have bronchitis in my knee.”

“Spring Ridge was bae.”

“I think Henry gonna look back and be like, “Wow, I was beautiful!””

“I’m a dinocat.”

“What flavor is Barbie?”