my traumatized parents who watched too much news: no.

slkdfjsldjf i'm pretty sure this is about the men who eat you out when they're sad post and you're so so right plu. you have the biggest brain. he's unbothered by almost everything else in life but the second you have a fight he's gloomy and sulking all while insisting that he Is Not. so he eats you out bc he's sad but the first time he makes you cum is atonement—the next few he pushes you into are him settling back into teasing you into an absolute mess.

“What is your name?” “Contraire.”