My favorite thing about the difference between ancoms and ancaps is that, if you were to make parodied arguments to make a mockery of each ideology, you totally wouldn't know if the latter was serious or not. If you had some dude try to parody ancom with some "the collective gets to vote on who you can marry" bullshit, you wouldn't see actual ancoms take it seriously. But when I made the parody blog @ancaptim, I had a solid handful of actual ancaps follow me. I was even very overt with the "sovereign property-owning individuals have a right to treat their consumer-subjects however they wish" type posts -- and I mean, when you really get down to it, that IS stuff ancaps will argue (albeit with more neoliberal rhetoric), whereas leftists will know that the other side's talking points against socialism are bunk and irrelevant. Of course you could argue that that's a hella petty observation, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The porcupine is the perfect symbol for our sovereign propertarian individualist movement -- if you step on a porcupine or our vast swaths of absentee-owned property, you're going to regret it. The quills are like the voluntary defense agencies that would defend voluntary property in the Great Ancap Society™ (GAS™).

While commies are sitting around analyzing the “dialectical nature of history" and the "material forces that give rise to economic infrastructure and cultural superstructure", I'll be busy slicing Pet Rocks in my backyard with my neon green katana, chowing down on Guy Fieri's patented S'mores Indoors Pizza. Late Capitalism® is truly a Liberty-Filled Wonderland™.