#anarchychess

game of chess but with real people but all the pawns are trans women and if they get to the eighth rank they get a lifetime supply of estrogen

Fools will resign. Skilled players will force a draw. But only the true grandmaster will find the winning move of sacrificing the rook on B6 to summon the left leg of Exodia. To avoid losing on the next move, the opponent is forced to capture White's knight to prevent summoning the final piece, but this is a trap. If Black takes with the bishop, it leaves the critical J9 square undefended, allowing White to play Queen to J9, forking Black's cruiser and the already damaged aircraft carrier. However, if Black takes with pawn, this hangs the Marshal on D5, and finally, Black can under no circumstances can Black take with the rook, because this blunders a checkmate in 27 where the White queen captures Kamkutchka and infiltrates the entire Asian continent. The only move for Black is in fact to give a check with the Marshal, which also forks the problem knight. Now, this looks like a drawn endgame, but it is not over, because White plays the absolutely devastating Queen to G6 check, forcing the Black king onto Park Place and causing Black to lose $350. It seems like there are no more checks from here and the king can escape, but in fact this game is over, because White has the brilliant move: the dark square bishop, which has been in the Lounge the whole time, goes through the secret passage to the Conservatory, and now we have the position featured in last week's puzzle where White can deliver a mate in 5.