Time Stamp: A couple hours
Amru Magomedov × Wife!Reader
" How many brooms are
needed to erase stupid
Ideas? "
When he came toward you, he was already laughing, which was a sign that he was going to say something that would annoy you.
You remain seated on the sofa reading—or pretending to read—while your kindly stupid husband arrives and sits at your feet, trying to keep a straight face.
"My love," he nudges your leg to get your attention, and you lower your book.
"Yes, Amru?"
"I've been thinking..." It surprises you, because he doesn't usually think a lot; he's more of an emotional person, you know? "What if I got a second wife?"
"A what now?" You clean your ear just in case you heard it wrong.
"A second wife!" He speaks with more emotion.
"Amru."
"Yes, my love?"
"Have you lost your mind?" Your incredulous face seems to amuse him.
"No, it's just that you've been so tired of me lately, and there's this cute girl who works at the new gym—" That was enough for you to hear, and you threw the book at his head—lucky for him, you were reading Notes from Underground instead of your hardcover version of Les Misérables.
"Who says I'm tired of you!?" He tries not to smile, keeping a straight face and letting out a forced, dramatic groan when the book hits him square in the face.
You get up from the sofa and grab him by the arm, dragging your husband to the bedroom. "Stupid man with stupid ideas, I'm gonna show you who gets tired quickly." He really won.
_____
A while later, still lying in bed, you nudge him, things had clicked into place. "You did all of this just so we would have sex?"
"Yes."
"I understand..." You don't, still, you set your trap. "And who gave you this idea, my love?"
"Usman was telling me about how two wives seem to be amazing and that he would want a second-" Bingo, that was all you wanted to hear, but you let him run his mouth a while longer.
"But it was all a joke, right?" You look at him, serious.
"Yes, of course, you're the only wife i want"
You let out the breath you were holding "Mention 'second wife' again and I guarantee you the outcome will be different next time" Your tone is completly serious, but he no longer fears your threats - not that you threaten him - and just smiles at you, pulling you closer and kissing your forehead repeatedly
Later, when Usman got home he had a big surprise, involving his wife getting an interesting call from a close friend and a broom
How many brooms are needed to erase stupid ideas? Answer: One, but it depends on the strength in the user's arm.
