Me and the boys are playing the warhammer fantasy roleplay game and it's been great so far
i desperately wanted to play a No Intelligence character but I got attached to one of the pre created charactrrs who is the Smart Mans so I've been trying my best to make him just. An absolute fool.
Ferdinand, who's one of the humans in the group, went to buy potions that were Way Overpriced so he want to Amris like "can I have money pls" and Amris is of course like "oh my beloved human show me to this potion seller of course :]". Amris, knowing that the healing potions were overpriced, desperately tried to haggle by essentially being like "please I need to provide for my son-figure(ferdinand)" (it did not work as well as it could have).
But! The potion seller offered him a deal. They'd cut the price of the potions significantly if he helped them with their vaccine study. They were developing a vaccine but hadn't tested it on an elf yet, so they offered the two healing potions for a significantly lesser price if he got vaccinated.
And that's how Amris got injected with strange chemicals in a canonically dingy back alley doctors room!!!
honestly I think it says a lot about me because I didn't even really consider how Horrible that sounds out of context until we went back to the party and they were like "yOu diD WHAT?"
