Help... there is a Schizophrenic on the loose.
The Bedroom/Kitchen Amnesty.
Suspect only a few will relate to this one but it just fascinated me.
I’m a proper schizo… here’s an example.
I just did the ol ‘Bedroom/Kitchen amnesty’ - you might not know what that is.
In basic terms, it’s where … if you are a complete tramp/hobo (like me) you spend the best part of a week or so collecting things from the kitchen and taking them to your bedroom… where you leave them all to slowly accumulate over time …
Standard shit like …
* Dirty cups with a mouthful of tea/coffee left at the bottom.
* Various glasses with various measurements of water left in them. One for each day of the week.
* The little plate - you know the one you use for sandwiches, toast, pastries… you know the one.
* Usually always guaranteed to find a dirty cereal bowl - last few scraps concreted to the bottom, and around the top edges.
All of this shit I accumulate usually at around 10pm each evening.
At around day 5/6 acceptance kicks in… I’m now happy and content to go to sleep in a room that has an abundance of dirty crockery and cutlery in it. That has now become how I live. That’s normal for me now.
**** Here’s when the schizophrenia kicks in.
At some stage I finally get the pox of it… snap… and then carry all of that shit back to it’s rightful spiritual home in the kitchen.
Two arm fulls, two trips, pile of washing up to be done in spite.
Now I’m all disgusted with the tramp who allowed this situation to develop… what kind of animal lets things get to this stage? Scumbag.
Transformation complete. Multiple personalities now fully evident -
Not only have I now become both 'Mr OCD clean freak’ as well as already being the disgusting piece of shit who was happy to wallow in his own muck in the first place, but Mr Clean is now fully judging Mr Dirty.
Polar opposites those two are. I wish they would just get on.
The Bedroom/Kitchen amnesty.
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