#ambtext

rewatched wake up dead man with a friend a few days ago and they said “do you think the reason why jud gets so upset at people calling him the “killer priest” is because he can’t say he’s not, because he DID kill a man?”. anyway i’m sending rian johnson a cheque for my therapy bills

watching a deltarune chapter 5 stream and can i just say, “sexy anime darkner who will not stop talking about how he’s totally banging your dad” is genuinely one of the funniest concepts in the game so far

the further into s8 i get the more i realise that the internet is a literal fucking tar pit. what do you MEAN people have been saying foreman dgaf about chase cause he didn’t check on him in nobody’s fault????? foreman, who has a reputation for being avoidant about grief????? foreman, who is the fucking DEAN OF MEDICINE and spends the entire episode TRYING NOT TO GET HIS EX-BOSS AND BEST DOCTOR FIRED?!?!?!? not even mentioning that the doylist reason for the lack of interaction in that episode was probably just that There Was Too Much Going On To Bother?!?!?! i am going to die from high blood pressure caused by falling for this dumbass ragebait bullshit over and over and over again please god save me from this nightmare

seeing people talk about pre-house-watching misconceptions on the tl so i must confess… memes had me convinced that kutner killed himself over a lack of government aid or something like that. i spent the whole of s5e20 waiting for a reveal, and then at the end i said aloud to myself “wait, but what about obama???”