bob as art museum employees
dick - head curator and constantly grapples w the morality of his job. museums are fundamental in preserving and teaching about artistic expression but how many of these pieces were stolen?? are they hoarding wealth?? oh my god.......
nixon- director but does the bare minimum. idk if dick tells him its a good idea he does it. hates the board of trustees with a passion.
welsh - i bet he heads volunteer programs and internships. teaches the docents, organizes them, all that jazz. probably sneaks kitty into the archives and vaults. speirs yells at him for it
speirs - head of security. has no reason to be in the vaults but is always there. why are you there? please do your job.
lipton - curates decorative arts. lets speirs look at the silver and furniture. no you CANNOT touch it ron
luz - exhibition design!! likes colors. will spend an entire day looking at fonts. bothers the installation team.
the installation team is toye and guarnere. toye is EFFICIENT he gets the job DONE. guarnere makes fun of the art with luz.
babe - i think he’d be an archivist! idk just feel like hes probably really good at organization and stuff when its not his own shit. probably likes learning about art in a second hand manner but doesn’t want to like, do work about it.
roe - paintings conservator. regrets taking this job due to the anxiety it causes him (he loves it though). does 18+ hours of reasearch and thinks constantly about the consequences of fucking up. a mess.
renee - sculpture conservator. likes to say “oh fuck!” to scare eugene. once managed to save a sculpture that broke into a million tiny pieces. ever since then dick thinks that he owes her his life
webster - curates manuscripts or drawings or photographs. something like that. breaks protocol to read the books, then gets worried and takes it to conservation to make sure he didnt fuck it up
liebgott - security. gets immense pleasure out of going into roped off areas in front of visitors. likes to bother museum workers when they come into the galleries. hates when younger children are in the museum. not bc he hates kids they just make him so nervous. they will knock over a sculpture or get lost or get hurt please just calm down!!!!
malarkey skip and penkala are all on the education team. they do CRAFTS they play with KIDS they make fun of ART they r living the dream