Remember the Amalgam Universe incident? Well, I ask because after the Incident ended, I got switched with my Counterpart in this universe: I'm from the other universe that merged with yours. Being a Metahuman (What we call Mutants) stuck in this confusing universe (no offense meant,) and woefully ignorant of your divergent history makes it really hard for me to date. I've tried, but most of the people are either intolerant assholes or evil scientists interested in alternate universes.
Okay so first of all I’d like ta say that I’m sorry that you got stuck in our universe because it totally sucks here even for us that live here. Secondly dude I highly recommend checking out the Amalgam Incident support group on campus because the other peeps there are more likely ta have specifically helpful advice for ya (and maybe even a few more people who got switched with their counterparts from this universe who can maybe offer support in ways the peeps from this universe can’t). Also just let me add that the internet is a fabulous place ta learn about history and stuff like that and is definitely a good place ta start learning about this crazy ass universe, and maybe talk ta the Professor cause he’s usually pretty good at helping people out. Oh and dude we have lotsa dimension hoppers around here who might be able ta help you get back to your world, not ta mention reality warpers and magic users who might be able ta help too. If you want those kind of people I suggest the bigass cork board outside of the cafeteria where everyone posts like posters offering ta help with various things, or ask the teachers ta help ya find someone. Also if a mad scientist or one of the other creepy people you’ve met gets creepier or stalker-ish or anything just let us know and we’ll kick some major ass for you no problem. Just cause you’re not from our universe it doesn’t mean that we’ll let a fellow mutant (or metahuman as you call it) get pushed around on our watch.  #Ihopeyoueitherfindyourwayhomeorfindhappinessheredude #sorrytthatouruniversesucks #alsosorrythatdatingsuckshere #theamalgamincidentneedsitsowntag #amalagamproblems? #yeahthat’llwork

















