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Alychat Alya Césaire/Chat Noir

After an atypically docile akuma, Chat finds himself with plenty of time before his detransformation. A certain Ladyblog capitalizes on the opportunity.

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"Pound it!"

Alya angled get phone to catch Ladybug, Hero of Paris, swinging off to wherever she went after an attack. An awe-filled sigh came to her ears, and she turned to see Chat Noir also watching the female superhero disappear into the city.

She raised an inquisitive eyebrow at the blonde. "Uh, shouldn't you be going as well?"

"Trying to get rid of me so quickly? I'm hurt," the black-clad boy teased. His shoulders, encased in leather, rose in a shrug and he added, "I didn't use 'cataclysm' so I won't need to leave for a while, actually."

Alya didn't know if he was expecting this or not, but there was no way she would let this golden opportunity slip by.

"Well, then. Care to answer a few questions?"

He grinned and nodded, and Alya almost squealed, but that would have been unprofessional.

"Cool, because a lot of fangirls want to know more about you.

So, question one: Are you into guys or girls?"

"Girls."

That would make a lot of girls happy and alot of guys unhappy, Alya knew.

"Question two: what is your ideal date?"

"Oh ho, we're already getting personal, eh?" Chat smirked, "I love to just sit back and watch movies or something, honestly."

Alya smiled at the cute answer, "Okay, question three: what physical traits are you attracted to?"

Chat let his eye fall into a half-lidded stare, "Are tryna bait me into some shallow or chauvinistic monologue? Well, I guess I really like bright eyes and dark hair."

Alya nodded and dutifully continued, impressed with the answer, "Question four: What personality traits are you attracted to?"

"Hm. Bravery. Selflessness. Honesty. And kindness, always." The hero listed thoughtfully. "And jokes. I really like hearing jokes."

"Question five: do you have a specific someone right now?"

"Yes."

The answer came so casually that Alya jumped. Moment of Truth, girl. Do it.

"Who is it? Who's captured the heart of Paris's number one cat-cutie?"

Chat smirked into the camera, "Oh, Paris, she's amazing. She's brave and kind and always willing to help. She's smart and pretty and funny and when I hear her voice I light up. But she also terrifies me because she gets into danger and I'm worried something will happen, so that inspires me to work even harder to protect her."

This is it, Alya thought, it's Ladybug. Paris' OTP "Ladynoir" is about to be confirmed.

"She sounds amazing, what's her name?"

Ladybug, Ladybug, Ladybug.

"Alya Césaire."

I LOVE YOU

omg is that lemonnnnn i missed you so much

we all need him!