#altoblt5

Xigbar: Are you gonna burn down here too?

Vanitas: No

Vanitas: How the fuck am I going to burn down a bathroom the fuck?

I blame the hiatus for killing my writing muse for this. I just had to switch one word around to make it work.@altoblt5

“I SWEAR TO GOD CHAT IF I FIND ONE MORE DEAD MOUSE ON MY BALCONY I WILL GUT YOU.” Marinette cried out in horror as she stared at the dead mouse. She knew that she was picking up a few of Tikki’s tendencies the longer that they were together, but she never expected this to come from her partner. That was until a few weeks ago when she started finding dead mice on her balcony. She stared at the leather-clad feline in annoyance, but there was something about her partner that kept her from staying mad for long.

“Sorry purrincess, I just can’t help it. Feline instincts and all.” Marinette shook her head at the innocent smile she got from Chat Noir and sighed. A part of her wondered what could be next thing she picked up from Tikki. Then again, if it was something as strange as what was going on right now, she would rather not know. “Do you have some cookies by chance?” 

Marinette just stared and sighed, Chat Noir was giving her that look. She made a mental note to keep Alya away from Chat Noir or else she was just so royally screwed. If Hawk Moth learned how to give her that look, then the chances of her giving up her Miraculous rose exponentially. “I’ll be back, and in the meantime get rid of that or else you are only getting one cookie.” The minute those words left her lips she saw Chat’s eyes widen in excitement and she swore she only saw her partner move that fast was during an attack. Shaking her head she climbed down her ladder.

“Did Chat give you the look?” Tikki couldn’t help but ask her chosen, by the way, that Marinette was acting the Kwami already knew the answer. She knew that she should feel bad that Marinette didn’t know who was really under that mask, but at the same time, she found it so funny. She received a glare from Marinette and Tikki couldn’t stop herself from snickering in response. “You really need to keep those two away from each other. It seems like Alya isn’t the only one who has you wrapped around her finger.”

“Chat does not have me wrapped around her finger!” Marinette protested as she left the room to fetch the cookies she stashed for tonight. It took her a few minutes to get the two mugs of milk and cookies onto a tray, just because her parents were sleeping nearby. Once she made her way back into her room, she set the tray down on her desk and went to go check to see if her partner was still there. She barely peaked her head out before she saw her partner staring out over the city. If she didn’t know better, she would have assumed that the other’s ears and tail were real based on how they were acting right now. 

It wasn’t until Chat turned her head and locked her brown eyes onto Marinette’s blue eyes did Marinette realize just how screwed she was. 

“Cookies?” Chat Noir asked with the biggest grin on her face which caused Marinette to duck down into her room. Her face was bright red and she desperately tried to erase that adorable image of her partner from her head.

Sora: I guess we can’t all be perfect