"aweee, vito you're such a romantic~!" slaps their back (basfully), hard. 'I forgot you're not a werewolf like me' hard. "oh- shit... sorry. here, let me kiss it better. your old bones are probably on the verge of breaking now-"
“ HOLY SHIT. ” THEY CAN’T EVEN blame being caught by surprise on this one as they stumble forward a few steps. her slap was just plain powerful. which isn’t a surprise, really. they’ve seen her lift things with ease that would have (almost certainly) had the witch straining with effort - or things they straight-up could never dream of budging. doubling over, they put their hands on their knees to gasp and then start coughing. “ holy shit, catella. ” her hand settles on their back again, much gentler this time, as they try to catch the breath that had been so swiftly knocked out of them.
“ no, I’m fine, ” they wheeze after their coughing fit is done, still doubled over. “ I think you just made me hack up the last eight years of shit in my lungs, though. ”
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