#alpha posting

How to chuff and purr over text. I need people to know I'm happy to see them in my own language.

I think that Heather is really good at Costco. Some of it comes from the virtue of her being a white suburban mom but I think she has just the right attitude about it. She maps it out in her head, minimal extended stops, maximum efficiency. She has enough dexterity to maneuver around the people who park their big ass carts in the middle of the isle. She also has enough mental to adapt to any change of plan and the physical to fight a bitch if it comes to that. On the other hand, Jean Paul is horrible at Costco. He wants to get in and out too fast. He lacks the patience and understanding required to not ram his cart into other people. He does not understand that while the people in Costco inconvenience him, he is also a person in Costco and not exempt from the cycle. He’s gotten into multiple fights in the freezer section. Now they just have to park him at the food court with a Diet Pepsi and a slice of cheese pizza while everyone else Costcos. He doesn’t mind at all. He hates team building exercises and Costco.

i love when my mate tells me i make him feel safe. i’m gonna get a good grade in being an alpha, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve