#all-things-breathing

me: we gotta figure out where we’re gonna live bc grad school

atb: I thought we were going to boston

me: are we?

atb: maybe we can go to a cheap borough in nyc

me: yeah my brother lives in queens but he has three roommates

atb: yeah not us, queens is too expensive, maybe long lsland

me: long island isn’t a borough, it’s a state, idiot

atb: I meant staten island, and long island isn’t a state

(when the foxes are all having lunch, nicky secretly tries blowing pepper in neil's direction to make him sneeze loudly again)

Do you just send me your aftg hcs now??? I am so okay with this!

1. My dad has such a dad sneeze and it is t e r r i f y i n g

2. The reactions I'm seeing are:

Andrew: heart attack + swerves off the road

Nicky: alarmed, and then delighted because Andrew is still breathing hard half an hour later

Kevin: Loses his fucking mind. how can a sneeze be that loud. what the fuck neil

Aaron: Literally he does not care. He jumped and then was MUCH more freaked out by the fact they are now hurtling across two lanes of traffic while Andrew screeches/hyperventilates

3. i'm thinking of nicky succeeding and and making him sneeze and everyone is terrified and nicky is almost murdered and then everyone is just in silence on the way home and then kevin just bursts out with a 'WHY ARE NONE OF YOU CONCERNED??? IS THAT A NORMAL NOISE TO MAKE? LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK'

Abed, in full Jesus regalia: Hey Jeff, have you ever thought that I could be God?

Jeff, not looking up from his phone: I'm agnostic.

Abed, deflated: Oh, that's right.

Jeff, pausing his texting: ...But I believe in you.

Abed:

Abed:

Abed: 🥰🥰🥰

rules: answer the questions and tag some people you want to get to know better/catch up with!

tagged by @didyoujustcallmedetective 💞

three ships:

shawngus (ofc 😌❤️)

i’ve been thinking about joy/juliet recently!!!

daphne/niles my beloved

last movie:

i honestly cannot remember the last time i watched a movie rip

last song:

this love by ms swift (don’t. don’t think about shawngus dating in high school and getting back together mid s1. don’t do it😭)

currently watching:

wizards of waverly place! and i guess u could count psych since i’m technically in the middle of rewatching it although i stopped halfway through 9 lives like 5 months ago lol

currently reading:

i finished heir of fire and was supposed to start queen of shadows next............ but that was over a year ago

currently craving:

a really good sandwich but idk what would be on it!!!!

i love you!!!!!

4. show you love, but don't mind missing a few episodes?

answered here

7. show you watched because you saw it on social media?

like every show i’ve ever watched sdfhdkfhsdkhf but the one i had the strongest impulse to watch was doctor who! it was during the ponds era and i thought amy was so pretty i decided to watch 7 seasons of a show with 40 minute episodes for her LOL i wasn’t even remotely interested in sci-fi but dw eventually became my entire life for years 

24. show you watched that was canceled too soon?

🥺🥺🥺 girl I love u so much

here’s another pic just for u

for years and years

no feelings, no love

no sadness, no tears.

I was empty and alone

and I knew it was wrong

but I knew I deserved it-

I hadn’t felt in so long

by fate or by chance

or by evil design

we all came together

and my heart whispered ‘mine’

he followed her anywhere

like a moth to a flame

and my blackened heart thumped

because I’d do the same

his brown eyes held compassion

his voice friendly and kind

like I was something to be cherished

like I was what he was looking to find

I didn’t get her at first

with her actions and odd quirks

but she lured me in slowly

with her awkward wit and her smirks

at one point in time

I’d have packed up and ran

but this time I held my ground

and my crusade began

no one could touch

these two that saw me

with hands that protected

that weren’t red and bloody

they lured me in slowly

like another complex con

with kind eyes and gentle touches

until my resolve was gone

sometime between the beginning

and where we stand now

my heart started to heal

and I made a firm vow

I’ll protect you till the end

till I’m old and grey

right by your side