So imagine this:

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Scott Lang’s casually chatting with Hank Pym when Thor suddenly tilts his head and says, “The ants are displeased.”

Scott: “Uh, what?”

Thor: “They feel exploited. You’ve sent their brethren to their tiny dooms with little more than a grain of sugar and a whisper of gratitude.”

Scott (blinking): “...Wait, you can understand them?!”

Thor (deadpan): “They demand hazard pay. And vacation days.”

Pym: “They’re ants, Thor.”

Thor: “Unionized ants, Dr. Pym.”

Scott (whispers): “Oh my god, I’m gonna be overthrown by a labor movement of six-legged communists...”

Thor (listening again): “...Also, one of them wants dental.”

Okay, first I gotta say I was confused when I got this ask bc I'm not primarily a marvel blog, but I am a language nerd so here we go:

I think All-speak probably translates meaning first and only unless you need the literal meaning. If you say "the cat is out of the bag" you don't mean there is actually a real cat outside a real bag. This meaning is encoded in the idiom and the actual words within it are kind of irrelevant.

I could also say "the tree has reached the sky" and in a universe slightly to the left, it means the same thing as "the cat is out of the bag". The real world referent doesn't matter as much.

Klaus: How could you mistake Öga for öga with Olga Foroga?

Diego: You wouldn't have known either! We didn't learn Swedish!

Klaus: Learn??? No??? Don't you just??? Read it???

Luther: How were we supposed to understand something we didn't learn?

Klaus, distressed: Again. You just read it????

The rest of his siblings, reasonably confused: No???????

I needed a fanfiction about all speak so I (badly) wrote one, and now here is a few I found by other people

(Gif credits to original owner)

All: We are 26, and feeling great!