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I completed Homestuck!!
There are some flaws and bumps to it, since I don't think Hussie's ane expert at writing serious multi-faceted stories, but it was pretty cool.
I'm kind of let down that Collide in the department of PFX (Page Fucking Awesome Effects) merely increased it's size like Cascade, but it was still awesome as heck.
I also loved The Snapchatsβ’, they were like a short nice sweet Epilogue.
Vriska had both plot armor and plotmnipresence tho..
A thousand dimes I'm offering.
A thousand dimes!
I've got no boots, no matter how much you offer.
I've got no boots, I'm not a shopkeeper or a brand.
I've got no boots.
I've got no boots..
Last wednesday my classmates were playing cards in the back ranks and ball in the front
The fuck.
Guys I understand it's the end of the year but SUMMER DIDN'T START YEEET
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Run-on sentences are a kind of sentences, which are compounds of semantically connected to each other words separated by periods, which is honestly insulting and kind of rude to one of me to have to explain to someone the concept of a sentence, which is very easy to grasp for humans with a moderate education level and having to explain it would make the reader feel insulted as if they don't know what a sentence is which would warrant an explanation in the first place, are long sentences that abuse the structure of a sentence and certain ways of phrasing to be really long without any periods until the very end of the presented idea or ideas, plural or not, as adding a period would mark the end of the sentence, which would disqualify it from being the currently explained run-on sentence as it's not presented as one sentence, typically, those run-on sentences, though not all, but including this one, the one currently written and read, include a lot of commas as they serve a similar to purpose to periods, without necessarily ending the thought, thoughts, idea, ideas, concept, concepts or the sentence itself, serving only as a seperator between parts of the sentence for reading coherency, though they aren't required unless one, the writer, is aiming for grammatical correctness, which would include proper placement of commas, which is not placing them at haphazard and rather illogical spots, multiple back-to-back, which is to say, in rapid succession, or not placing them in where they should be, and the name of a run-on sentence is derived from a word combination you may have or may have not read or heard at some point in your life, being a run-on, which is called that because it keeps going, hence the part with run and doesn't stop, hence the part with on, like how run-on sentences, including this one by extension, go on for a long time with the closest thing used to a stop or period being a comma, for already mentioned reasons.
Man it really sucks that Tumblr used telepathy and found out I'm reading homestuck because now I've gotta bear the risk of a spoiler at every corner
So, about me
Master posts are dope, aren't they? I'm gonna do one, too.
The Origin π
I am Alien Banana, and you may be wondering
"why did you name yourself that?"
If you aren't, then this will be neat trivia anyways.
Back when I was makin' a Discord account, I had no PFP ready, and I didn't want some generic stuff or smth that Discord gave ya, so I went with a cool image of a banana I had because of how cool it was
(Oh my fucking god I sound like the narration in Dave Strider's panels (FIY I have only read Act 1 and 2 of Homestuck (Parenthesisception?!?)))
Then, The Alien Update of Other Tower came out, a Pizza Tower custom tower, and the update was really cool for a shitpost, as cool as the tower itself.
More About Me πΏ
I'm not going to reveal some of the more personal stuff (basic internet safety, folks!!), but here's what I can and want to tell ya:
Age: Nuh uh, though I will tell you that I'm a minor
Zodiac sign: who cares about these? Saying your birthday is more convinient anyways, which is Sep10ber (that was not just a stylistic choice its actually 10th of September)
Credit Card Number: 694202496, I think. (this is a joke please do not berate me).
SOME of My Favorite Songs: in order of my discovery of it, Don't Stop Me Now by Queen, Touch-Tone Telephone by Lemon Demon, Static by FLAVOR FOLLY, and BLOW A FUSE by WAVESS
I am an autistic guy. My hyperfixations can and WILL change, but as of writing, it's Battle Cats, a silly tower defense(?) game where you send out cats with various abilities to march to the left and beat up enemies. It's absurd, and suprisingly deep for a mobile game. No its Homestuck as of uhm like 26/3/2026?
I think that should be it. My typewriter's running out of ink anyways, and my image-to-text scanner can't really interpret human writing.
Until next time.