#alibabalife

Alright. I'M the person that knows how to make the kebab, yeah? You're paying the company/franchise for me to MAKE YOU your kebab.

Don't you stand there and fucking tell ME that hummus goes on first. REALLY?! I didn't know. I haven't been working there for nearly 6 months. 

AND don't roll yours eyes because I didn't make your kebab a certain way. For fucks sake. I make it in an order, how I was taught! I'm so fucking frustrated.  You get what you're paying for and don't sit there and think it's going to fucking 5 star. YOU DECIDED TO GET FAST FOOD. WHAT YOU CAN GO TO MACCAS AND GET FOOD THAT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS THROWN TOGETHER. I make kebabs the way I would eat it. 

Like, I usually say to them, "So, lettuce, onion and tomato?" and they reply, "yeah."

So once I start doing that for them, they start yelling at me.

"OH, NO ONION! I SAID NO ONION."

it's like honestly what the fuck is wrong with you?!?!