#alesoap

Alejandro: It’s a bit warm today. You should get some sun while you can

Ghost: Oh fuck off, Ale… oh boy

Alejandro: What?

Ghost, trying to get him to turn around: Nothing! I forgot something in the gym!

Alejandro: You’re hiding something-

Alejandro:

Soap, pinning Rudy to the wall down the hall: Just a little kiss, Rudy. I promise I’m good for it~

Rudy, slightly smirking: You’d have to work for it

Alejandro’s: *loudly drops his gym bag*

Ghost: Ale-

Alejandro, already charging at Soap: MACTAVISH

Soap: Eh- HOLY SHIT-

(earlier)

Soap: What do I need to do to get Ale to put me in a chokehold

Rudy: … you saw him working out earlier, didn’t you

Soap: Yes. Please

Rudy: Fine. Do what I say and you’ll get what you want

Ale/Soap

“Sometimes your sexiness makes it hard for people to understand you.”

Alejandro, from the opposite end of the couch: Mi amor…

Soap, turning and looking at Alejandro: Hm?

Alejandro: Are you alright?

Soap: *intense mouth closed giggling*

(meanwhile in another room)

Alejandro: If you fucking slap my ass again I will banish you to the couch!

Soap: Oh? Now you don't like it when I touch your ass?!

Alejandro: You can go one day without touching my ass!

Rudy: Soap no!

Alejandro: Huh- AHH

*Soap slaps Alejandro's ass as hard as humanly possible before running. Ghost can be heard cackling from a distance*

Soap: *sneaks up behind him and grabs his ass*

Alejandro: *whips around and sprays Soap with water*

Alejandro as Soap screams: I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE ME ALONE WHEN I’M DOING THE DISHES YOU’RE RUINING THE AMBIANCE