#alcomaholic

"Good morning.. a long walk on the beach sounds nice, but sex on the beach sounds even better. I'm not a big drinker, but the drink sounds sweet.. a Caribou Lou or a long island iced tea. I don't know about you, but on a hot summer day.. an alcomaholic drink seems to be the key."

"Your smile is like a Tequila sunrise for the soul, I get straight up drunk on it.."

"If I were a bottle of wine, would you take a sip? If you did, you would turn into an alcomaholic.."

"If you were booze, I would be an alcomaholic.. if you were a drug, I would be an addict. If you were sugar, I would be a fiend.. so you see? I'm addicted to you like a bad habit.."

"She's turning 21 with a dirty gun, meeting boys and having fun.. what that girl doesn't know is that one drink and she's done, this boy that she met fell in love. And before she knew it.. just like pop corn butter, he was all over her like some kind of angry lover."