Aug 5
save me noncanon obscure disney yuri. my blorbos about whom the only canon information can be found in the tiny details of ride queues in ridiculously expensive theme parks
Loading...
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Russia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Spain
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from Switzerland
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from T1
seen from Yemen
seen from United States
seen from United States
save me noncanon obscure disney yuri. my blorbos about whom the only canon information can be found in the tiny details of ride queues in ridiculously expensive theme parks
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Disney world trying to be modern just;
“What if? Character… girl.”
Idk how to explain it properly, I’m not against female characters but it feels like? Very performative and not like a genuine element to some of the characters.
What if… jungle cruise daughter???? Pirate bar owned by woman?????
And everyone clapped. But I love Victoria Frankenstein? There’s some element some of these characters miss and i think it’s because they do that overly performative thing to make them “strong” and “bad ass” and not being a character first? Like they put too much and not enough.
Like for example Albert falls, also the jungle cruise cool guy, starts a company. There’s a portrait and a waterfall
Alberta gets like a whole packet of lore that feels so try hard? Like she’s cool but like in a lab made way.
Does this make sense or do I just sound like I hate women? Because there’s something here where it’s not genuine storytelling it’s made to get applause and it’s such a disservice to what they try to do and the characters themselves
"But the time they had was significant, prismatic, and wild. It was full of trampolines and mountain ranges, stage lights and pants-peeing laughter. In their words, they 'juiced the sun for every holy drop.'
One of the last things they said before dying was, 'I fucking loved my life.'"
Meg Falley on the passing of her wife, Andrea Gibson
Enjoy this terrible meme.
Disney Park Character alignments.
Apologies for the poor lighting on “chaotic Evil - it’s meant to be the Pirates from Pirates of the Caribbean.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
SEA LADIES!
Mary Oceaneer (Disney Cruise Line, Oceaneer Lab, Typhoon Lagoon)
Camellia Falco (Tokyo Disney SEA ~ Soarin' Fantastic Flight)
Alberta Falls (Disneyland/Disneyworld, Jungle Cruise, Skippers Canteen)
No, in case you're wondering these three adventurous ladies didn't sit side by side in Porto Paradiso during a fancy SEA reunion... Camellia was born at the end of the XVIII century, Mary was -probably- in her 30s in 1899 and Alberta was born much later, in 1911.
It would be possible for an old Camellia to have met a young Mary and the same goes for Mary and a young Alberta...
But I mean, this won't stop me headcanoning that Camellia is everyone's cool Italian ghost grandma :P
So how about that Jungle Cruise ride glow up
Jungle Cruise Adds New Characters, Mischievous Wildlife and Skipper Humor to Classic Attraction
The Disney Blog shared that Disney is building on the original story of the Jungle Cruise at Disneyland park and Magic Kingdom Park. They are adding more humor, wildlife and skipper heart to the classic attraction, and as part of a much larger effort, this updated experience will welcome new characters from around the world. The enhancements include several new scenes guests will experience along…
View On WordPress