Princess: Albert Kleinman x Diana Murphy
A Dear Evan Hansen Parent AU fic
Warnings: Drunk girl tries to seduce a character, brief mention of a car accident, questionable treat of a person with a disability- not slurs or abuse, just kind of falling into the whole pity mentality if you know what I mean
A/N: My first fic ever! For those that are new to my blog, Diana is Connorâs daughter, Albert/ Al is Jaredâs kid. I want to make this a short series, but donât expect anything soon!
W/C: 2,075
When Diana was 12, she told Al she wanted to be a princess. Al raised an eyebrow at the idea. âDiana, you know this isnât Disney, right?â Al argued.
âNo no no, not like a magic princess. I mean I want to marry into royalty, like the British Monarchy or something.â She explained âIf I marry into a family like that, I wouldnât have political responsibilities or anything, but I could use my influence to change the world for the better, yâknow?â
Al shook his head and exhaled deeply. âOkay, like what?â
âI dunno. Maybe start a few charities. Abolish shoulder-based dress code rules. Yâknow, small stuff like thatâ she replied nonchalantly.
Diana was full of spontaneous ideas like that. But the thing is, Diana was the kind of person that could make those ideas come to life.
Thatâs why Albert Kleinman was severely in love with Diana Murphy.
âAl, I swear you are the only person that would skip a high school football game to read The Hobbit.â
Al groaned. âDad, Iâm really close to the end. I really REALLY would appreciate it very much if you left me alone right now.â
ââŠScratch that. I know one other person. That person would be ME my senior year of high schoolâ he remarked. Al planted his face into his book. âHey bud, I wouldnât care if you didnât say last Wednesday that you were going with Diana Murphy. Did you cancel or-?â
âNo, but sheâll understand if I canât goâ Al snapped.
Jared sighed. âAl⊠is this for the reason I think it is-â
âNo! âŠSomewhat? Maybe?â Al closed the book and turned to look at Jared leaning against his door frame.
âAlbert Kleinman, you are not going to keep pining and doing nothing about how you feel. It has been since the summer before junior year-â he lectured.
âEnd of sophomore year, if you wanna be technical-â Al added, sliding his hands through his hazelnut locks.
âThatâs not better! It drives me and this whole family nuts. If Wiley wasnât in college heâd be pulling his hair out. And frankly-â Jared moved to sit on Alâs bed âIt kills me to see you so-so- I donât know, insecure about this? Because I know this seems like a huge conflict, but I promise you, itâs notâ he assured. Al looked up at the ceiling, as if he was searching for a reply up there.
âAl- youâre a smart kid. And you two are best friends. Even if she says no, you two have a strong enough bond to make things work out okay in the end. Just- donât let one challenge stand in the way of you being happy. Iâve let that happen before- believe me, itâs not a good idea.â Al breathed. His dad could be an asshole, but the worst part was that he was usually a correct asshole.
âWellâŠalright, Iâll go. Iâll text you when Iâm there and leaving and such. Also-uh...thanksâ Jared smiled and patted Al on the back.
As Jared left he shouted from the hall: âRemember, no matter what happens between you two donât piss off Mr. Murphy! I learned MANY times firsthand thatâs not a good idea!â
The marching band played the fight song. Some trombone was blasting much louder than they needed to be.
âOkay, Al, youâre the one with the musical brother, so⊠technically how good is our band?â Diana asked. Al shrugged, straining to avoid eye contact with her.
âTheyâre okay, but Wiley would probably say they were better when he was there. Iâd say they look less crowded without his ego on the field.â
Diana scoffed. âYouâre not wrong thereâŠâ she tapped him on the shoulder ââŠHey, you âight?â Al was first to turn his head towards her. Her honey-colored eyes shined under the lights, and her coffee brown locks framed her round face like a painting. Even worse: when Al realized how cold it was outside, he offered her an extra sweatshirt in his car. It was a little big, so Diana hid her hands in the sleeves. Fuck⊠sheâs fucking adorable fuck, Al thought to himself. Diana waved her hands in front of his face. âEarth to Al, we have lost the signal, I repeat, earth to Al!â she teased.
âHuh-uh sorry Diâ Al murmured.
Diana crossed her arms. âAl, whatâs up? Youâve been off all week. Not coming to my house at all, paying zero attention in English- I repeat, ENGLISH, you damn bookworm- nearly blowing through an intersection, and you always keep your eyes on the road-â
Diana was prepared to keep going but Al interjected: âOkay, okayâŠyou got me. Iâm- wellâŠâ he figured it was time to be honest âitâs- uh- you.â
She tilted her head. âMe? I donât understand.â
Alâs stomach turned. âWell, you know, its- I just- you know⊠itâs your ex.â He was kicking himself in his head at this point.
Diana tilted her head at an even stronger angle. âUmâŠwhat? I broke up with Layla months ago, and on good terms. She was going out of state and wanted to start fresh. How is that something to be worried about?â
âNonono! I mean⊠do you think youâre gonna start dating again?â Al asked, immediately regretting his decision âWaitno that sounds bad sorry Imean um-â he stammered.
Diana laughed dryly âOooh I see. You think I need someone to be a knight in shining armor? Come on Al, you know better than that.â
âThatâs not what I meant.â Al sighed. âI mean, I dunno, you seem like youâre interested in someone⊠maybe?â You are a garbage liar he criticized. He began to glare at his shoes, not wanting to say much.
âIs it that obvious?â Diana asked. Al immediately perked up his head. Diana sighed. âWell⊠you know Brenda Nox? She gestured to a brunette cheerleader waving her pom-poms. âShe..she does things to me.â Diana crooned, followed by burying her face in her hands.
Al smiled softly and patted her on the back. âItâs okay. Unrequited love sucksâŠâ Al swallowed harshly ââŠbut youâll make it work.â
âThanks AlâŠbut thatâs not all. See, thereâs another person I like tooâ She mumbled.
âWho?â Al questioned.
âI-I canât even say. Itâs really embarrassing, because I like them a lot, and I know they do too-â she confessed.  â-But I want to wait for them. Because I know they can say it. And frankly, I think they should, because they need to know that if they want somethingâŠwell, they should go for it.â
âCouldnât agree more. And I hope this person gets their act together.â Al declared, even though her words made his heart sink. Yet, even so, something about her words made Albert have a small, hopeful voice say two words in his head: Itâs you.
Al went into concessions to go to the bathroom. He thought he knew the terrain, it was his own high school, but that damn step down before he got to the bleachers always tripped him up- literally. He fell on his knee, catching the attention of a few girls from the visiting school.
âOhhh wowww are you okaaay?â one of them slurred. When they offered their hand to help him up, he could smell the beer from the ground. He decided to pass and get up himself. âAre you okaaay? You gotta be bllleediiing or somethiiinââ she supposed.
Al took a couple of in-place steps. He knew such a small fall couldnât affect his legs, but he had a habit of checking. The one girl that offered to pick him up still looked concerned and invested in Al for reasons he didnât understand. âOh! Iâm fine! I have prosthetics, see?â he lifted his pant leg, then turned to the bleachers.
âWoooah wait. Howâd-howâd that happeeen?â she asked, taking a wobbly step closer to him.
Great, he thought. Just try and make this quick. He inhaled and began. âI was in a car accident when I was 5. I was sitting behind the shotgun seat, and the crash impacted there the most. No one was sitting in front of me but the chair was thrown back and crushed my legs. Now if youâll excuse me I-â
âO-M-G that must have been aawfuuullll!â she squealed a little too loudly, making Al wince. âYou poooor thingâŠwell I gotta say-â she purred, taking a step towards Al. â-you still look preeetty tough to me.â The girl placed an arm on his bicep, causing him to freeze. She was obviously too intoxicated to put together a coherent thought, but he needed to get back to Diana. âSaaay if you feel like it, you aaand your prrreeetty blue eyes could maaaybe drivvve meee hooome, aaand-â
âYou know, youâre not supposed to have alcohol on school grounds. There are teachers swarming the place, so Iâd suggest you leave.â Al had never been more relieved. Diana was standing behind the girl, arms crossed.
The girl looked at Diana, then back to Al. She scoffed. âGuess Iâll leave you with your giiirlfriiiend.â she sang as she walked away. Al beamed at Diana. He saw her cheeks were pink, probably from the cold.
âCocoa?â Diana asked. Al gave her a cup. Her smile returned.
âCome on, weâre at 3rd quarter already. Weâre losing, but there might be a turn-around, you never know!â
The car ride home was silent, but Alâs mind was screaming. The incident with the girl left Al with a lot of questions. Was she jealous? Or was she just helping you as a friend? OrâŠboth? Frankly, Al didnât care anymore. At this point he didnât think he would get any answers to his questions.
âWoahâŠAl, roll down the windows!â Diana commanded.
Her words got him out of his own question-spiral, but they led to yet another question. âWhy the flying fuck would I do that?â he lashed out.
ââŠto look at the stars. Sorry, Al I didnât mean to annoy you. Gotta love a short attention spanâŠâ her voice trailed off.
Al felt his stomach drop to the lowest it had this evening. He was practically sinking in his seat. âNoâŠDiana youâre good. That one was on me.â He admitted.
Then, he got inspired.
âYou donât have to be home for another hour right?â Al asked.
âHour AND a half! I made a case to my dad and he cavedâ she beamed.
âOkay, weâre gonna make a detour thenâ he declared.
After fifteen minutes of Dianaâs nagging, they finally got there: the field where Alâs dad took him and his siblings as a kid to go stargazing. The best part is that he didnât even have to take the time to get out of the car. He let the sun roof down, and Dianaâs mouth immediately went agape. The black sky was littered with stars.
ââŠAl, you are really something, you know?â
âI mean...I guess I try.â Al took a deep breath. âDiana, thereâs- thereâs something I wanted to talk to you aboutâ he stammered. Somehow, in exhaustion and hope, he thought this was a good idea.
âOh jeez, did I do something? Look Al I know Iâm blunt but if you ever get offended by something I say you know you can always tell-â
Alâs face turned red âNononono you didnât do anything wrong, I just-â
âAl if itâs about the girl earlier, you looked like you needed help.â he was now highly confused. ââŠIt wasnât me trying to be a knight in shining armor or pity you, I was just acting like I do- yâknow, trying to help others when actually-â
âYouâre really something else.â Al whispered, his face becoming much closer to hers than it was before.â
âWhatâŠwhat are youâŠâ Diana tried to speak, but she was soon interrupted by Alâs lips slamming fiercely into hers. Al thought Diana tasted vaguely like cherry chapstick, but mostly hot chocolate, and he figured she thought the same. That was the last thought he had before succumbing to full bliss. Alâs hands were shaky, but they eventually found their way to Dianaâs waist. Diana ruffled her fingertips through Alâs messy locks. He didnât even feel this. He also didnât feel his face burning up at her touch, or any other sensation. All Al felt in that moment was Dianaâs lips pressing into his.
 Al had never kissed a princess before. But once Diana left his car that night, after a silent-but-content drive home, he never wanted to stop.












