A is for Ambrose who drowned in a bay B is for Buck who was covered with clay C is for Cletus who was slow in the brain D is for Della, jumped in front of a train E is for Elva who kicked a bee hive F is for Fanny who was locked up to die G is for Gable who fell out a tree H is for Huck who was left out at sea One by one we bite the dust We kick the bucket and begin to rust Give up the ghost when your number's up We all fall down Ashes to ashes, bones to paste You wither away in your resting place Eternity in a wooden case We all fall down I is for Isaac who’s father was mad J is for Jed, who’s whipped when he’s bad K is for Knox was shot in a duel L is for Lotte who dropped out of school M is for Maybelle who burnt the church black N is for Nettie who caught Yellow Jack O is for Orville who swelled up from a bite P is for Percy who was killed in the night One by one we bite the dust We kick the bucket and begin to rust Give up the ghost when your number's up We all fall down Ashes to ashes, bones to paste You wither away in your resting place Eternity in a wooden case We all fall down Q is for Quaid who took the wrong trail R is for Rhett who rotted in jail S is for Stella who was left by her beau T is for Thaddeus die in the snow U’s Ulysses who was kick by a mule V is for Virginia who ran out of fuel W is for Whitney who was hung in the square X is for Xavier who was mauled by a bear Y is for Yates who was lost to the war Z is for Zinnea who didn’t lock the door.
(Original tune to Gorey Demise by Creature Feature)



















