#alack

The AO3 search/filtering system has just ruined me for every other search function ever. I genuinely go onto websites, click 'advanced search' and then look at what paltry options they've given me in utter horror. How does anyone find anything? How do people survive?

Roommate L gave me his bag of brussel sprouts had them w balsamic reduction honey seasalt soy sauce pepper lemon paprika AND my leftover lemon risotto AND. an egg. Yahooooo

feel like the human embodiment of steamed broccoli :/

it's not enough to reblog the dick down dog anymore. i need to get Defiled. i need to get to get fucked such that my family tells me not to come home for christmas this year. i need six to twelve very intense trannies, like those ones who are really into guns and can't relax about it, to pin me down and terror fuck me for 2 hours. get all their dicks in me at once, i don't care how. i need to be reduced to a smoldering pile of meat and cum and spit and piss. when they're done and toweling off and passing out water they look down and see that im dead