"He likes them a little dumb" P L E A S E 😭❤ Did Ian have any himbo moments this week? How did Mickey react? (i really love that idea of them hanging out, watching tv and ian making a stupid comment and mickey just going "god, you're dumb" and suddenly ian has a lapful of husband)
a lapful of husband! accurate!
ian misread tsp as tbsp and put way too much salt in his shepherd's pie the other night. he was embarrassed after the cauliflower fiasco and just. didn't say anything about it. mickey made an immediate 🧐 face and asked ian if he was sure he read the recipe right. ian swore up and down that it was correct, and he absolutely refused to back down even when mickey shoved the recipe in his face. mickey was like GOD you're so STUBBORN just admit you read the thing wrong - and ian was just like 😡no i did not 😡 and mickey just pinched the bridge of his nose and tugged ian towards the bedroom askdfj and after they ordered a pizza 😌
ian texted mickey earlier and it went like this:
ian: can you pick up a butter house while you're at the store
ian: like one of those little dishes you keep butter in? butter house.
mickey: you mean... a fucking butter dish?
ian: oh right. yeah. thanks!
mickey: we can't just keep it in the box?
ian: it needs a home mickey
mickey: you better be ready to go when i get home
