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couldn't miss out ... happy birthday, king 💖
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The lil kitty is me!! :D
happy birthday technoblade:]
Happy 26th, and happy 20 mil, technoblade.
on the subject of funny techno screenshots heres a few that live in my head rent free
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Imagine the Orphan Obliterator is literal. Like, the moment someone is killed their parents also die to make them an orphan. But because respawn exists Techno basically starts up a ‘who’s the father’ show where they dramatically run through candidates for each persons parents, then at the end kill the kid and see who also dies. It’s absolute chaos every time.
Techno is basically doing it for the clout and brand recognition. Things are going fantastic since he finds it funny to watch everyone else having insane drama while he just waits and then kills a dude at the end of each episode. Until…the Wilbur special. Things are a little weird bc as far as they can tell only Phil died but hey only having one parent is FAR from the weirdest thing the show has seen (especially since Sally just got confirmed to everyone’s detriment) so they move on…
…until Techno later realizes the fridge in the break room died and he just gives Phil this most horrified tell me you didn’t look.
So long, king. Thank you for everything
A warrior like no other.