Summary: Class clown, and a bit of a cam whore, Joseph Joestar does anything for his fans.
A/N: Back at it again with the Caejose. Pfft. Sorry if there are tons of mistakes in here. My eyes are burning like a bitch. Anyway, a little thing for the OTP. Some people asked for Speedwagon. But his heart is too pure. I CANNOT, lol. Having to write articles about camgirl stuff still comes in handy to this day, lmao.Â
It started out as a joke.
A tacky dress. Some gaudy makeup. Far too many shots of tequila. They had recorded him. Singing and dancing, his lopsided breastsâoranges heâd borrowed out of the downstairs refrigeratorâshifting beneath polyester fabric. Always eager for more laughs, he had posted the evidence online. It went viral.
He became a living legend. Well, not really. But thatâs what he liked to tell himself.
Checking the amount of hits the video received, the likes and comments, had become somewhat of an addiction. He liked the attention, the knowledge that people all over the world had seen him, knew he existed. He hadnât cared whether or not they were laughing at him, or with him. As long as they saw him. That was all that mattered.
Eventually, he would have gotten over it. Sooner or later, being the center of attention in the eyes of strangers would have grown boring. If it werenât for a single comment. That one fateful message that had lingered in his thoughts since heâd read it almost three weeks ago.
You look so hot. Iâd pay anything to watch you jack it. Thatâs what it had said. Except it had been shortened. In chat speak. Because anyone who sent those type of messages to strangers dressed in womanâs clothing, most likely had one hand on the keyboard, and the other shoved down their pants.
That had become a joke too. Albeit, and inside one shared between him and his friends. He had laughed it off, ignored the comment, and for the most part, had gone on with his life.
But he still thought about it. It hung around, like a trapped fly buzzing in his bedroom. It nagged at him, like a fresh mosquito bite, demanding to be scratched.
Anyway, that was how it started.
But nowâŚ
The camera points directly at him, and he makes himself comfortable in his chair. It had taken him a while. He isnât a photographer, but he thinks the lighting is perfect. Nylon is smooth against his legs, clinging to muscular thighs, and smashing down coarse leg hair. A skirt today. Short and pleaded. Plaid, colors of dark green and navy blue. It looked good on him.
He doesnât speak. They ask him to. But they have to pay extra for that. A private chatroom where heâll say whatever they want. But he doesnât come cheap. Quick, maybe. Sometimes. But never cheap.
His dorm room becomes a chorus of bells. They chime in, one after the other. Money floods his account. He hasnât even taken anything off, and his fans drown him in tips. Tonight is a good night. He looks at the screen and sees a few familiar usernames. His regulars. He gets an invitation for a private show from one of them, which he declines without a second thought.
That particular regular was supposed to be working on a paper, which meant that he was at the campus library watching porn instead of studying. He admits itâs pretty hot. But what kind of boyfriend would he be if he let his significant other slack off on work? One of them has to develop some sort of professional knowledge. They couldnât get by on their good looks forever. He almost laughs.
Of course they would.
The camera doesnât capture his face. He makes certain of that. But anyone watching can see him from the chest down. Heâs already taken off his shirt, his chest and abs sculpted as if cut from marble. He grabs the hem of his skirts, pulls it up, shows just briefly whatâs beneath it: nothing.
More bells. They ring out like sirens, blaring from his speakers. He raises the skirt again, and then folds it back so that it rests against his stomach. His cock strains against the stocking, stiff and pressed hard against his thigh. His fingers trace it, dance along the length, slow and sweet.
Another request for a private show. Another decline.
Someone in the chat calls him a bitch. Itâs the same person whose invitation heâs just declined.
He laughs.
The show continues. He strokes himself through his stockings, groaning softly at the friction it causes. The request pour in. They want him to come. Heâll do anything for his fans. Thus, he obliges.
His fingers dig into nylon, tearing at the fibers, exposing his upper thighs and freeing his cock. He wraps his hand around it, and squeezes, hips jerking forward. He forgets about the camera, about his viewers, about the melody of noisy bells. Vanity, perhaps. But he loves his cock, loves how thick, heavy, and hot it is in his hand. He feels the muscles in his ass contract as he rocks forward and back, shallow thrusts of him fucking his palm.
The bells are annoying, and distracting, but he continues. Teeth digging into his bottom lip when he feels his orgasm approaching. He leans back, his free hand gripping the skirt, his other gripping his cock, the tendons in his wrist begging for reprieve.
He comes hard, shoots high, hears droplets of it splatter onto the floor. The rest, onto it his chest, stomach, and stains his skirt.
He breathes slow and long, shuddering, tiny aftershocks making his cock twitch. Glancing up, he winks at the camera, wipes a bit of come off his stomach, and says, âGoodnight.â
They canât hear him. But he does it after every show, so they should know by now.
He turns the camera off a few seconds later, grimacing at the sticky mess heâs made. His phone rings a few seconds later. He doesnât have to guess who it is.
âYou made me come in the library,â Caesar breathes into the phone.
âNot like itâs the first time,â Joseph says, and then, âAre you coming home soon?â
âNot yet.â
âStill at the library?â
âWhere else would I be?â
âStay there. Iâm on my way.â
âWhy?â
Heâs already changing into something more comfortable and not stained with come when he answers.
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Warning: Itâs fucking Kira, and his wild ass fetish. Thatâs your warning. Also NSFW.
Summary: Kira enjoys a rainy day with his lovely lady hand friend.Â
A/N:Â So I wrote like 2,000 words for the book today, and then was like, I guess Iâll finish that Kira drabble. Anyway, this is exactly what you think it is. Whatever. Just be happy Araki didnât decide to go all Carl Tanzler when he created Kira.Â
The rains are heavy in Morioh. A day for staying indoors. One for rest and relaxation. For quiet self-reflection. Most importantly, it was a day for peace and serenity. Both of which, Kira never seemed to have enough of.
But today is different, and he enjoys the rain, as well as the calmness it brings. Much more so than he enjoys the soap opera currently on his television screen. Kira, himself, has never been too particularly fond of soap operas. They were overly dramatic with outlandish plots that made little to no sense. But she loves them, and thus Kira allows himself thirty short minutes of mindless drivel.
Anything to make her happy.
Leaning comfortably against his couch, Kira rolls his eyes at the television. Heâs amused at how enthralled she is. Her pale hand gripping his knee in anticipation. Gently, he strokes her thumb with his index finger, quietly admiring the carefully polished, red lacquer paint that decorates her perfectly trim and filed nails.
The episode is seconds from being over, and when it is, Kira chuckles, at how her fingers fall slack against him. Oh, the agony. Sheâll have to wait until tomorrow to find out what happens next.
âDiligence, my darling,â Kira says. âImpatience isnât very becoming of you.â
He chuckles when she pokes him in the thigh, one of her nails digging into the fabric of his slacks. She tries to do it again, but he grabs her hand instead, interlacing their fingers together. Heâs confused for a moment, as she doesnât seem to want this, and tries her best to shake her hand free from his hold.
âWhatâs wrong?â He asks.
She responds. But she doesnât answer him.
Kira quirks one perfectly arched eyebrow when he feels her hand resting gently against his thigh. It creeps up slowly, gliding along his slacks before inching inward.
ââŚI see.â
He doesnât prevent her from moving steadily upward, her hand drawing closer and closer to their obvious destination. It isnât until her fingers graze his zipper that he actually stops her.
âShould we take this to the bedroom?â He asks. âWhere itâs less⌠vulgar.â The curtains were drawn back, blinds open. Normally, Kira preferred to keep them closed. He cherished his privacy. But the rain was falling so hard that he doubted anyone would be willing to come outside. Let alone peek into window.
When she presses harder against his zipper, the pad of her index finger flicking the slider, he concedes and gives into her demands. âI supposeâŚâ
She fumbles with his zipper, her thumb and index finger gripping it, but unable to pull it down. After a few failed attempts, Kira intervenes. âAllow me.â He gently tugs down on the slider, the chain slowly opening, its tiny, metal teeth separating. She waits patiently for him as he unfastens his pants, and then slips his hand inside, grabbing at the elastic band of his briefs, tugging them downward.
Her patience has reached its limit.
His hand is much larger than hers, so he guides her. His own palm resting against the back of her hand. His fingers pressed against her own, curled around them, dragging them up and down the length of his cock. Her hand never gets warm, stays as frigid as ice as it caresses him.
Sheâs an expert. Knows exactly how and where to touch him. Moans spill from his mouth, first slowly, quietly, and the loudly, fervently, until heâs groaning and thrusting, rocking his hips back and forth, his cock sliding between their cupped hands.
Sweat dampens his skin, rolls from it. Stray pieces of his hair plaster to his forehead.
Heâs close.
He encourages her to keep going, to grip tighter, move faster. Always obedient, she complies, moving with him, pumping his cock, stroking it from base to tip and back again until he cries out and spills onto their joined hands.
Ever the gentleman, he brings her hand to his lips, kissing it at the knuckle in silent praise. Then frowns.
She smells terrible.
âDarling,â Kira begins, but something in the distance catches his eye. A woman. She stands outside, amidst the pouring rain, her delicate hand clutching at a leash. Attached to the end of said leash is a dog. He trots around, sniffing at the bushes lining the sidewalk, undoubtedly looking for a place to mark his territory.
Kira stares at the woman for a moment. Her wet hand tugging at the leash. Heâs too far to see it, of course, but he can imagine the beautiful manner in which raindrops fall from her fingertips.
âI think,â he says, his eyes still locked on the woman whom clearly loves her dog enough to take it out to do his business during the pouring rain, âwe should see other people.â
Tossing her away from him, he doesnât even bother to look as she sails through the air. But heâs satisfied when he hears the heavy thud of her falling into the wastebasket next to the sofa.
A/N: For @last-heroine who responded with â joseph farts the first time since he and caesar moved together (i'm sorry, i just thought i'd say what comes to mind first)â when I tweeted about what I should write. ((Also Iâm wearing the exact pants Joseph is wearing, lmao))
Caesar isnât sure how many boxes heâs unpacked, but thereâs still so many left to go. The work is exhausting, but he canât stop a small smile from forming on his face.
Heâs certainly come a long way from a tiny rundown studio apartment in New York since his daring move from Italy. Now not only had he just moved into a large, spaciousâand rather expensiveâapartment in an upscale area of town, Joseph had moved with him. No more commuting across town for either of them. No more tangled limbs, creaking bedsprings, and frumpy mattresses barely able to hold both of them. They had saved up for nearly a year and a half, savaged and scrimped so they could afford sturdy new furniture to furnish the place they would call home.
Opening yet another box, Caesar continues to smile as he thinks about how they were supposed to christen their first night together in their apartment. Unfortunately, after a day full of moving heavy boxes, and a belly full of Caesarâs authentic Italian cooking, the two of them had fallen asleep before the festivities could begin.
âOi, there you are,â a voice says from a few feet behind him, and Caesar turns around to see Joseph leaning against the wall. His pajama bottoms rest low on his hips. The red fabric looks amazing against his tanned skin, but the pattern is ridiculousâ gamblerâs dice with the words, âWanna get luckyâ, above and below them. Gaudy and preposterous. âI woke up and you werenât  lying next to me.â
âGet used to it,â Caesar replies. âSome of us have better things to do than sleep all day, JoJo.â
âMmhm,â Joseph murmurs, which means he isnât really listening. He yawns and runs his fingers through his hair before quirking an eyebrow in amusement. âSo thatâs where my shirt went. Looks good on you.â
Caesar rolls his eyes to keep from smiling. He wasnât sure if you could call something like this a shirt. It was short and exposed his belly, but it smelled like Joseph, and was more comfortable than he cared to admit. Certainly, more comfortable than some of his own clothing.
âWhat doesnât?â Caesar asks, his words cool, but playful.
âYou know, Caesar,â Joseph begins, and the singsong tone of his voice tells Caesar exactly where Josephâs mind is heading. Joseph approaches Caesar, his feet padding softly against the carpet, until heâs close enough to wrap his arms around Caesarâs waist. âWe didnât get to celebrate last night because you fell asleep.â
Caesar closes his eyes and exhales through his nose. âYou fell asleep, too,â he counters, tilting his head and sighing softly when Joseph presses his lips against Caesarâs neck.
A shaky breath slips from Caesarâs lips when Joseph slides his hand against Caesarâs abdomen, and then up to his chest, fingers disappearing beneath the white fabric of his shirt. Joseph glides his middle and index fingers against one of Caesarâs nipples, and tugs.
âJoJoâŚâ Caesar moans.
Caesar allows Joseph to turn him around, to pull him tight against his broad chest, and into a heated kiss. Josephâs tongue tastes sweet, and his breath smells like mint, and Caesar is thankful that he had enough sense to brush his teeth when he woke up.
âLetâs go in the room,â Caesar says against Josephâs lips, his words warm, breathy, excited.
âWhat for?â Joseph asks. âWe got a perfectly good kitchen counter over there. What do you say, Caesar?â
Caesar groans against Josephâs lips, and then kisses along his jawline until heâs able to nuzzle his face against Josephâs shoulder, kissing and nipping at his skin while he brings his hand up to cup Josephâs unmistakable erection through his pants.
The gasp that comes from Josephâs mouth is both pleasing and arousing. Unfortunately, itâs short-lived and drowned out by the most, disgusting, horrendous, sound that Caesar has ever heard.
And the smellâŚ
âJoJo!â
Joseph stumbles backward with the sheer force from Caesar shoving at his chest, and then has the audacity to laugh.
âIâm sorry!â Joseph says, but heâs still laughing. âI told you that stuff last night was too spicy.â
âGet away from me, Joseph,â Caesar shouts, fingers pinching his nose shut, and Joseph knows heâs in trouble because Caesar hardly ever calls him by his full name. He says a few other things, most of them in Italian, but Joseph has taken it upon himself to learn his loverâs native language, so he can make out some of the words, which he thinks translates to, âpig,â âstink,â and âbeast.â
âCome on, Caesarino. I couldnât help it. Itâs natural!â
âThere is nothing natural about that,â Caesar snaps, and storms off, leaving Joseph standing there apologizing and laughing all the same. When he returns, itâs with a can of air freshener, that of which he heavy-handedly presses down the nozzle, filling the air around them with the fragrant smell of apple cinnamon.
âThatâs too much,â Joseph yells, fanning the air around him with his hand, coughing and sputtering when a few droplets of it lands on his tongue.
âIdiota,â is Caesarâs only reply, as he glares at Joseph, and continues to mist the air.
vani/gio + kiss on the neck (honestly, what did you expect)
all aboard the sin train. vampire!giorno drinks human blood for the first time. based off all the stuff we talk about on twitter, lol
Giorno can feel Vanilla Iceâs pulse against his lips, beating heavily. Heâs too trusting, Giorno thinks, to offer himself to Giorno like this, knowing that it could potentially be the last thing heâll ever do. And maybe if Giorno was a lot excited, a lot less hungry, he could take a moment to reflect on the situation on a deeper level.
Instead, Giorno kisses the spot where his lips rests against Iceâs skin, and then he parts his lips, spreading them wide, and pushes his fangs deep into Iceâs neck, puncturing his skin.
The rush of blood that fills his mouth is warm, fresh, and intoxicating. Ice gives himself over to Giorno, offers his very essence to his masterâs son. But Giorno is inexperienced, and feeds greedily and without restraint, and soon Ice has to grip him by the hair and force his head away.
Thereâs embarrassment on Giornoâs face, and he stammers out an apology, his lips and mouth wet and red with Iceâs blood. Ice brushes his thumb against Giornoâs crimson lips and smiles.
âAll is forgiven, my little Haruno.â
And for once, Giorno doesnât complain when Ice calls him that.
The first kiss is a headbutt, but only because Joseph decides to sit up at the same time Caesar decides to lean down. Theyâre too drunk to actually feel pain, so they try again.
The second kiss is a failure because thereâs two Josephâs, and Caesar attempts to kiss the one on the left instead of the one on the right.
The third kiss--if one can describe it as such--is a mess of lips, tongue, and teeth. The tequila on their breath perfumes the air around them. Josephâs tongue is incredibly long, and it glides sloppily against Caesarâs top lip, slips inside his mouth, and brushes along his gums. Caesarâs lips are warm, full, soft, and his teeth nibble at Josephâs bottom lip, capturing it until it swells.
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Itâs absurd and has no effect on him at all, Dio tells himself. Jonathan and his blundering lips certainly do not feel as soft as rose petals against his skin. Each gentle brush of that buffoonâs lips, caressing his ear, gliding softly over the moles that the imbecile seems to be so fascinated with.
Dio despises it.
The involuntary gasp that slips from his lips wasnât involuntary at all, Dio thinks. Obviously, he did it on purpose to convince Jonathan that it felt good, that he enjoyed it. As if someone like Jonathan was capable of making him feel anything even resembling pleasure.
And Dioâs fingers, which grasp at Jonathanâs shirt, bunching the expensive fabric within his palm. Or his heart, which hammers madly in chest, pounding with excitement. Or the stiffening and uncomfortable swelling taking place inside his trousersâŚ
The steady beep of the monitor is annoying, but Guido doesnât complain. Hearing it meant that he was alive, even if the pain throughout his body begged to differ.
âYou were reckless,â Giorno says from his spot next to Guidoâs hospital bed.
Guido stares quietly at Giorno. From the looks of things, he hasnât gotten much sleep. From the smell of things, heâs probably gone a day or two without a shower.
âGod, GioGio,â Mista says, his words soft and playful, though it causes him a significant deal of pain to speak. âYou stink. Wannaâ see if we can get that cute nurse to give you a sponge bath, too?â
âItâs not funny, Guido,â Giorno snaps, his narrowed eyes threatening to spill the tears that heâs been fighting to hold back. âI almostâŚâ The words dance along the tip of his tongue, but Giorno doesnât want to speak them.
Turns out he doesnât need to.
âBut you didnât,â Guido says. âIâm still here, Giorno.â
So much for keeping his tears at bay, Giorno thinks. They roll down his cheeks, slow and heavy, like summer rain. Heâs gentle when he leans down, presses his forehead against Guidoâs and sighs through his nose. Guidoâs even gentlier when he kisses Giorno, warm lips brushing softly against Giornoâs own.
âYour lips are chapped,â Guido says, and despite himself, Giorno canât help but smile.
a bit of jealousy, a bit of fluff (because i have to practice writing fluff)
Jotaro watches, wine glass in hand, fingers gripping the stem so tightly that itâs in danger of breaking. Noriaki practically glows, which makes sense since tonight is his night. The gallery is packed beyond belief, people from all over the countryâand quite few foreigners, Jotaro noticesâhave come to admire Noriakiâs art. And Jotaro is unbelievably proud of him.
And pissed.
Theyâre too charming. Too flirty. Too close. How many times has he seen someone rest their hand on Noriakiâs shoulder? How many times has someone held his hand in greeting, fingers lingering on Noriakiâs soft, pale, skin for entirely too long?
Thereâs so many of them. All wanting Noriakiâs attention, all begging for him to notice them, to interact with them, and probably so much more.
They didnât know their place.
Jotaroâs lips taste like wine when he kisses Noriakiâ sloppy, sudden, and in front of everyone. Noriaki isnât phased by it, even chuckles pleasantly as he straightens Jotaroâs tie, which had taken a considerable amount of beggingâand a few talented tricks with his tongueâto get Jotaro to wear in the first place.
âNo  more wine for you,â Noriaki murmurs against Jotaroâs lips.
Jotaroâs jealously never ceases to amaze Noriaki, especially considering that many of the paintings hanging from the crisp, white, walls feature his perfectâthough scowlingâface.