Willow: (Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat)
Gorbini: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.
Willow: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.
AGNAB: Actually I did the math, Gorbini would have $225, not $0.15.
Gorbini: Guys, I’m right here.
Cotiles: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda.
Hortas: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Cotiles: Sorry I only have a dollar.
Hortas: (big sad)
Grantare/Sky: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Gorbini would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.
Cotiles: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.
Aadsta: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Maddix: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice.
Joolian: Apply juice to what?
Manny: Directly to the forehead.
Moldy: Great chat everyone.
