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i keep crawling back to dave and bambi like a little leech parasite. this really needs to stop. save meeee hortasssss
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i keep crawling back to dave and bambi like a little leech parasite. this really needs to stop. save meeee hortasssss
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Almost there. A short ride to the beach. Praia de Cambelas, praia das Hortas, and there's another named beach as well.
One of the greatest Star Trek episodes of all time is "The Devil in The Dark". It's the twenty-fifth episode of the original series' first season and in it Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock encounter a strange creature known as a "Horta".
...It might be a Horta. No one said so explicitly.
Also, @petermorwood thinks it has fur around the edges. (But then the Hortas’ Mom was kind of shaggy around the edges too...)
...Who knows. :) ETA: I’ve seen articles claiming it’s a tribble, and articles claiming it’s a Horta. Seriously: WTF knows. :)
Conbi, to the rest of the Hortas Edition cast: Alright, listen up, you little shits.
Conbi, to Hortas: Not you. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled that you’re here.
Hortas I - Annelies van Nieuwmegen
Dutch, b. 1961-
Drawing on photo print (edition of 5) 71 x 51 cm.
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Hortinha de temperos auto irrigável! Quem quer fazer em casa?
Ozú, que caló!
Willow: (Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat)
Gorbini: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.
Willow: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.
AGNAB: Actually I did the math, Gorbini would have $225, not $0.15.
Gorbini: Guys, I’m right here.
Cotiles: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda.
Hortas: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Cotiles: Sorry I only have a dollar.
Hortas: (big sad)
Grantare/Sky: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Gorbini would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.
Cotiles: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.
Aadsta: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Maddix: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice.
Joolian: Apply juice to what?
Manny: Directly to the forehead.
Moldy: Great chat everyone.