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[TXT]: So, uhh thing is, in the past I used to have an A.I.
[TXT]: Not a human A.I, but an alien one named White Rose.
[TXT]: Had him for years and now it just feels weird to not have one in my head.
[TXT]: Had? You lost him somehow, didn't you. I'm sorry about that.
[TXT]: I guess though, if you had someone else in your mind for years, being alone could be uncomfortable. I'm glad that York and Delta are helping you with that.
I was wondering why pets are not allowed on the Mother of Invention. In my personal opinion, having a few cats or dogs running around would help raise agent morale.
-Agent Oregon
Greetings, Agent Oregon.
While it is true that cats and dogs are not allowed on the Mother Of Invention, there is a history of keeping pets of other species that are more compatible with our efforts for maintenance. Hope this answers your question.
I love your Freelancer OC!! Can you tell us more about Oregon? :3
!! Oh my gosh i'm so happy you're interested in him!!!
Oregon is fairly new, i only made him after finishing season 17 so he came into creation probably in late january of this year? So he'll probably still change quite a bit :)
[Adding a read more because i tend to ramble </3]
His story isn't set in stone yet! So take everything with copious amounts of salt :)
To get personality stuff out of the way:
Oregon is a short-tempered, emotional but ultimately caring and kind-hearted man with a history that leaves him scared and scrambling for any kind of stability.
This leads to him becoming basically the embodiment of the "are ya winning, son?" meme and acting a bit like a dad, or at the very least an older sibling to the members of his adopted team.
Agent Oregon (real name Damian Lake) was a member of Project Freelancer. He fled from the project after finding out about what they'd done but refused to join the resistance as he wouldn't be able to fight people he considered his friends, especially over something which, technically, didn't have much to do with him.
He did his best to cover up his past, and destroy anything that could tie him back to his past life as a freelancer. He found an old base (i'll probably base the area on timberland?) and having no family to come back to, decided to set up camp there.
He found a replacement suit so he could get rid of the one he got from freelancer and, while not able to completely rule out the possibility, he was able to at least decrease the likelihood of them finding him.
He found someone already in the base. This character belongs to one of my friends, and doesn't have a name yet, however we've decided that he definitely wears cat-ears and has the meowlnir helmet so he's been affectionately nicknamed Catboy, for the time being.
Soon after, two more of my oc's enter the story! Jeffries and Reid (who's stories are so horribly undeveloped that for the time being i'm just going to leave them out of this description)
And soon after that another freelancer comes into the picture.
Agent Montana immediately threatens Damian's sense of safety, having attempted to erase anything that could connect him with Freelancer, he does everything he can to get rid of Monty and his team of blue sim-troopers.
Montana enters the story as the leader of some blue sim-troopers, who are expecting to be fighting a red team so, met with the cobbled together mess of an ex-freelancer, some folks from a random other project, and seemingly a blue sim-trooper, they decide that that must be the red team they're supposed to be fighting.
This leads to shenanigans galore and a lovely little story where Oregon and Monty bond over their shared troubles in project freelancer, and fall in love because who doesn't love gay space marines?
I have a little idea for a side-project, where i'd open an ask blog but its for all of project freelancer, including the agents that weren't even mentioned in the show. I've only got two of those spaces filled (oregon and monty) and i'm still building up the descriptions of the other, existing in rvb freelancers so I don't make any stupid mistakes with em, but i've got (i think) 31 completely blank profiles which I'm hoping to fill with oc's (either mine or others in the fandom :) ) to just piss about with and run a little ask blog so i can practice drawing people :)
So if you have a freelancer oc or you have some friends/mutuals who do then please! Let me know!! I'd love to interact with some more people in the community :DD
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Spartan-1420, Xavier Jameson, is a former Spartan-III from the recovering Colony known as Elysium.
After successfully managing to defend his home colony with a squad including his brother, Oregon was recommended to join PFLâ with a specialty in pursuit.
Oregon never received an AI, and disappeared after the MOIâs crash on Sidewinder.
Title:Â Donât Write Me A Postscript
Chapter:Â XI (I / II / III / IV / V / VI / VII / VIII / IX / XÂ / XIIÂ /Â XIII)
Fandom:Â Red vs Blue
Characters:Â Church | Alpha, Kaikaina Grif | Sister | Agent Kansas, Cornelius Thromwell Andersmith | Agent Oregon, Kappa, Sarge, Michael Caboose | Agent California | Michael-210, David Church | Agent Washington | Recovery One
Summary:Â He was all sorts fucked up and didnât want to admit it. Being alone for fourteen months didnât help matters--except, well, Church was tired of being alone. Tired of people leaving and dying--and he thought, no more. Iâm done. Iâm out.
Wonât Say Youâre Sorry (I / II / III)
Do You Even Feel Compassion? (I / II)
Kai stared down at the missive sent directly to her from a name she had not, in fact, ever expected to see again. For a long moment Kai just stared, and staredâand a part of her contemplated pretending sheâd not received the message at all and go back to her plans for tonights rave to piss off the old shotgun man who shot at her Dex for fun across the Gulch. For a moment Kai contemplated outright murderâexcept she and Dex talked, after her arrival and after everything, and she knew Dex liked Sarge for whatever reason and Kai was determined not to ruin this too for her brother. She ruined enough between the both of them while growing up already. If it werenât for her Dex wouldnât even beâ
With a frustrated grunt Kai grit her teeth and slammed her hand down onto the table, next to her tablet and bowed her head over her knees. She let the pain rush up her arm and bit back a screamâlet it ground her down into the moment until the thoughts she didnât want to focus on left her. With a huff Kai leaned back and stared up at the cement ceiling, strung up with lights of all colors that were, for the moment, off. She ran her fingers along the back of her neck and massaged them into her shoulders, welcomed the twinge of pain that followed the movement, and sighed.
âFuck you Andersmith,â she grumbled, dropped her feet off of the table, and swiped the tablet up. âFuck you and the horse you damn well rode in on.â With a growl Kai stormed out of the base. She didnât bother to grab her armor or the protective undersuit. It wasnât like Sarge would actually shoot her anywayâshe knew Donut talked to him, once, and if she remembered the white-blond farm-boy at all she didnât doubt he was convincing in his weird way. Plus everyone over on Dexâs team seemed rather fond of the farm-boy, anyway, so Kai had that going in her favor. Still, for safetyâs sake, Kai took a moment to pause a good distance away from Red Base.
Kai looked down at her tablet, sucked in a breath, and looked back at the pockmarked ground. âOI! YOU OLD WHITE FUCK!â Kai practically swayed with the force of her yell and squinted over at the red base. She waited and watched for Sarge to pop up on top of the base, shotgun at the ready as he peered off in the distance at her.
âWhat do yer want, yer damned dirty blue?!â Sarge yelled across the canyon.
âITâS ABOUT DEX!â Kai screamed. âAND THAT PASTY KISS-ASS OF HIS!â She watched as Sarge dithered for a second, and then disappeared from the roof without a word. Kai huffed and started to pace around the hill, her hands wrapped tight around the tablet with Andersmithâs message. Mentioning Dex and his not-boyfriend should get the old bastard right up to her. She noticed his soft spot for the nerd, so she hoped by mentioning him sheâd at least get his attention.
Kai didnât doubt if she just screamed about Dex he wouldnât have even really listened beyond to give her his shitty condolences. Honestly what was Butch even thinking, picking a twisted up old creep like this to be the leader of red team? Not to mention her precious Dex! If she ever got her hands on his corpse sheâd happily burn itâbut she still hadnât found where itâd gotten to. Butch didnât seem to be in the caverns like that poor kid or the body Tex once housed. Kai wondered if he was even alive somewhere, holed up and waiting for the right moment to swoop back into the swing of things.
Her thoughts didnât distract her for long, and soon Kai dug her teeth into her lips as she paced. Her gaze slipped down to the message from Andersmith and she looked back to the base while she moved with deadly precision and grace. Damn Andersmith for contacting her now, of all things, when sheâd been certain everything would be fine. It wasnât like Dexâs life would be at risk because of the stupid AI they had to keep an eye on anymoreâor at least, it shouldnât have. Now this? Kai pulled the tablet up and slammed her back against the trunk of the lone, twisted tree with a grunt. She swiped along the glass surface and shifted her shoulders so that the bark actually dug into the faint scars in a way to tug some of her attention and keep her senses sharp.
The video stuttered with slipspace radiation interference, one of the little tricks Omega Team used when sending secured messages if they werenât on location with one another. The unique radiographic signature let Kai know that Andersmith wasnât compromised, in need of rescue, or immediate assistance for whatever reason. It also let her know that the message was priority and that was what got Kai out here, now, speaking with Sarge of all people.
âHeyâHey Kai,â Andersmith said, lips pulled into a wry grin. He wore the lip piercing Kai had gotten him during shore leave one day, and she saw several new additions all across his face alongside a tattoo of some alien script under his eye. âI k-k-k-kkknow you didnât expect to hâfrom me again.â The static rushed through the video and cut through words like butter, but the context was still readable as he spoke. âWe didnât pa-a-a-arrrt on the best of terms, did we?â
Kai hunched her shoulders.
âYeah,â Andersmith nodded and scrubbed his hand through his hair. The screen fizzed and jumped around some more before she found him staring, serious now as he looked at her. âLook the Director sent me a m-iiâve. Iâm en-rrrrrroute to Rhodam.â
Kai closed her eyes.
âI-I know,â Andersmith sighed. âYou donât want me near-r-rrrr Outposssssst Alpha, but I trust you wo-wonât shoot me down?â
âDonât count on it,â Kai grumbled.
âTh-thought n-n-n-nnnnnot, so,â Andersmith continued. âS-S-So Iâve been given permisssssssion to break that oneââ the words completely washed away into static, but when Andersmith popped back into the screen it was with a picture of Dex and his not-boyfriend to be held up. ââmy collateral. I trust you understand?â His smile became almost bitter as he leaned back. âYeah. Yeah I know you do.â He leaned back. âIâll see you soon, Kai.â The screen broke up again into interference, and then just the brush of fingertips against the camera, a silent goodbye, before it completely cut out.
Kai smashed her back into the tree with barely contained fury. Dammit, Andersmith! Why couldnât he have included something more than justâthat? Oh when she saw him she was going to enjoy wrapping her thighs around his neck and listening to him gasp for it, Kai swore. She wouldâve just been happy with shooting down his pelican but not nowânot now. Not with the potential threat of Dex being on board that thing, as well.
âWell, little missy,â Sarge huffed as he came to a rest several yards away from her. Kai straightened up and noted that Sarge held his good loosely, but finger off the trigger like he had in all their few other interactions since everyone left the Gulch. âWhatâs all this hullabaloo about, then?â
Kai scowled at Sarge and crossed her armsâevery inch of her a petulant child and just the way she wanted it to appear as she regarded the old man in power armor. She needed to play her cards just right, for this to pan out, and for her to get her shot in on Andersmith for this mess, but this was where Kai excelled. Playing people to her tune and pulling at the threads they left beyondâthis was her talent, for all that Dex wanted to pretend she didnât have it. With a huff, Kai began to spin her tale.
Cornelius âCoreyâ Andersmith leaned back with his feet kicked up onto the console as he watched the expanse of space pass him by. He tried his hardest to ignore the muffled shouting that came from the cargo-space and the increasingly creative food-related insults that were tossed in his direction. There wasnât anything Private Dexter Grif could say to him that would make him any more terrified than facing down Kai after the not-so-subtle threat issued toward her brother.
âAre you really sure about this course of action?â
Corey cracked open an eye to stare at the small, holographic figure that heâd come to know well over the years.
âNo, Kappa, Iâm not sure,â Corey sighed and closed his eyes. He ignored the way Kappa moved from in front of him to hover over his shoulder, washing his cheeks with faint red light.
âI donât think this is a wise path to take,â Kappa said a little blandly. âYou know what the yellow-demon is like.â
âAnd I told you to quit calling her a yellow-demon,â Corey shook his head with a sigh. âJust keep an eye on our systems and our heading.â
âThe orange-round-one does not sound too pleased, either,â Kappa pointed out.
âWho would be happy in circumstances like these?â Corey mused. If it were him, back home on Chorus before Project Freelancer, before escaping the inescapable gravity well of the planet, Corey would be spitting fire and vitriol at his captors.
âOne would think the orange-round-one would be pleased to not be in front of a firing squad,â Kappa replied. âPerhaps it is upset about the purple-red not-AI?â
âI donât know, Kappa,â Corey shrugged. âItâs been almost a month now. I doubt anyone would be so forgiving, circumstances such as these or not.â Corey sighed and snuggled down into the chair.
âI would be forgiving,â Kappa moved toward the door to the cargo bay and stared at it contemplatively. âShould we not contact Xi? We are near to our objective.â
Corey shrugged. âRather not bother Xi if itâs all the same to you,â he said and waved a hand in Kappaâs direction. âNot until weâve got the target in sights, at least.â
Kappa twisted in the air for a second and then settled on top of Coreyâs head. A little bit of shifting around had the small AI practically laying across the fringe of Coreyâs hair. âI do not like this path.â
Corey shrugged his shoulder and ran his fingers through his hair, inadvertently directly through Kappaâs hologram as well. âTough luck, youâre stuck with me.â
âI do not mind you,â Kappa said.
âYeah, yeah. Just keep an eye on that heading, Kappa. Iâm going to take a nap. Wake me when weâre close to planetfall.â Kappa flickered from atop Coreyâs head, and then vanished the holographic form the second Coreyâs vitals registered that heâd finally slipped into slumber.
Church pulled his motorbike up next to Washgintonâs on the side of the road. It had taken him up until the second waystation to get Washington to admit to commandeering them a couple of vehicles that didnât register as âcarsâ on his ping-list, and as such would be exempt from his strange not-quite-cursed-fixation with the vehicles. It would take them far too long to travel to Valhalla elsewise, and Church rather wanted to spend as little time as possible between stops now.
âSomething on your mind?â Church questioned. Heâd finally relented now that Wash got them bikes and gave the Freelancer back his helmet. Caboose fussed for a while, but to make things âevenâ Church allowed the big blue soldier to hand out the rest of the helmets too.
âWhat part of the pelican do you think landed here?â Wash asked, and tapped the map where Church had marked out a possible secondary site. They were rather close to the path off the main road theyâd need to follow if they did choose to take the detour.
Church shrugged. âCould be any part of it,â he said. âWhy?â
Wash folded up the map and looked up at the sky tiredly. âI need the shipâs black box specifically,â Wash admitted. âIf I am to get the data from the flight, including record of its crash, then I need that black box.â Wash tilted his head down to look at Church. âAnything else, Freelancer tech included, is secondary. My primary mission is to find out where the Omega AI is now.â
âAnd the possible Omega incident at Valhalla makes that location more pressing,â Church agreed with a frown behind his mask.
Wash shook his head tiredly. He couldnât be sure which was the better option for them at the momentâtake the time out of getting to Valhalla and possibly lose what was most likely the primary crash site, or search this secondary site on the off chance of unearthing that black box. After a second Wash looked back at Church again. âWhy did you provide me the alternate sites?â
Church bit his lip. He hadnât been sure why heâd pulled up everything he could remember that heâd calculated out while at High Ground, let alone why he gave it all to Wash. Ever since their crash and the life-or-death scare David had given himâthe realizationâChurch tried hard to avoid thinking in too much detail about what he was doing. He didnât want to think. If he let himself drift off into questioningâinto looking too closely at everythingâChurch felt afraid.
âYouâve grown on me,â Church said, eventually, almost like giving away a secret. He refused to look at David as he continued, voice growing fainter. âAnd youâŠremind me of someone, actually. Someone I thought Iâd never see again.â Church shook his head. This wasnât the right time, nor the right place. He glanced over toward the forest and the direction he knew the secondary site would be.
âChurchâŠâ David murmured, and yeah that was definitely David and not Agent Washington.
âYou know I didnât have to listen to you,â Church said. âI couldâve just let you kill yourself trying to get into High Ground. Wouldâve saved me so much fucking troubleâŠâ Church sighed and slumped over the bike. âJust holler when youâve made your decision. Iâve got my own reasons for seeing that crash site, anyway.â Church kicked the bike back into gear and rode over to where Caboose had pulled off to the side of the road and the big blue soldier worked on preparing snacks for the group.
Wash watched him go with a frown beneath his mask.