TGIF readers. We made it through another week but Some of you, in the Northeast, got clobbered with that front that rolled in. I hope you weren’t adversely impacted. So, lets have a good shoot the shit.

Caught Lara Logan on Fox News Channel the other day. She makes me feel like Agent Kruger – I sat there thinking “fokin Krajst Boyki!”“of to wurk Boykis!” In case you’ve never heard of her, Lara…

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Functional Order: Se-Ti-Fe-Ni

Extroverted Sensing: Kruger is almost permanently interested in the moment and he can be violently impulsive. He clearly enjoys combat, as well as the general sensations of killing and hurting others. He seems to especially enjoy finding new and creative ways of killing people, usually by blowing them to pieces. He also has an opportunistic streak, most notably when he surprises Delacourt by stabbing her with a piece of broken glass from a mirror he just impulsively smashed out of frustration, and by knowing enough to distract Max during the shuttle ride so he can get the grenade he’s using as leverage away from him. He’s also perfectly willing to take Frey and her daughter with him simply to satisfy his baser instincts.

Introverted Thinking: Kruger is a lot smarter than an average run-of-the-mill thug he appears to be. He backs up his situational awareness with a scarily effective ability at reacting to others and swinging the circumstances his way, most notably in him taking the simple, direct path to power by killing those in charge. He also can be detached and practical when he’s doing his job, preferring to use overwhelming force and air support during the heist. He is disconnected from any true feelings to a sociopathic extent, is callously unaffected by the suffering he causes, and has zero sense of fair play during combat, except for when he wants to toy with his kills, which comes from his Se coming in above his more logical instincts. (Thus assuring that he is not an ISTP)

Extroverted Feeling: While he is sadistic, Kruger does come across as a rather likable individual. Even though it is obviously an act to cover up his monstrous side, he does seem to respond to other’s emotions, such as when Delacourt berates him for blowing her operation. He can also be rather emotionally manipulative, such as when he starts intentionally making Frey uncomfortable on their shuttle ride. He also has a notable tantrum when he is relieved of his job, which he the proceeds to take out on others, and celebrates several particularly memorable kills with his comrades. He also is somewhat uncomfortable performing violent acts in front of children, likely due to him picking up their emotions. He also talks and brags quite a bit, which makes it clear that his status is important to him.

omg, Stop teasing!